A daily journal by the ugliest, stinkiest cat ever born.
I was born the runt of the litter, and I'm still a scrawny little runt. Altho I'm allejidly a purebred Simeze/Balineze (I have "papers"!), I used to think maybe my mom was a ho and my dad was not the same dad that my byootiful sisters had until my best innernet frend Shabby pointed me to the Wikipedia entry for Oriental Shorthairs, and I fownd the Skeezix Family, including my twin, Mighty Mite. I have crossed eyes, a crook in my tale, satellite dish ears, a very lowd voice and really screwed up splotchy coloring. In short, I'm a mess. But I'm a kyoot mess. The Food Lady pikt me insted of pikking one of my byootiful sisters becuz I was spunky and outgoing and the butt-ugliest thing she'd ever seen. I make up for these shortcomings by being extremely personable, affekshunit and funny. Every morning, I lik Mr Tasty Face's tasty face to thank him for letting me stay. And I'm lucky becuz I have a big bruther, Mao, who teeches me things like how to be a picky eeter and how to project my voice frum the bottom of the stares to wake everybody up. Mao's the best big bruther in the entire werld.
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whoa! that was an easy one - jus look at that horry-bull beastie wif the sharp pointys on his head!
THAT BOX IS THE EXACT SAME AS MY PERSONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HATE THAT BOX. Well, I don't HATE it -- I kind of like to lay in it -- BUT I HATE IT WHEN IT LEAVES.
We dont like strangue peeple who act like owr bestest frends and thay dont even kno us!!
We also hate that lowd thing that stucks up things frum the flour.
R&C: Oh my goodniss, I forgot compleetly abowt the toy-sucker-upper. I'll have to put that in!
Yoo know what makes us happy!?!?!? Getting our skeezix mug fur winning the meow mix competishun :-) Yeaaaa! We posted pix on our site!
I dont lyke the noisee thing that my foodladee yooses win hur hair is wet and I dont lyke that thing that sux up thing frum the flore eether. but becuz of the fleez she is yoosin that thing a lot!
We are all so different but we all agree that the loud sucking machine has got to go! But Chase is REALLY scared of lightening.
That's a whole bunch of scary fings! So far, I didn't worry when Mom an Dad went away cuz they came back quick, but NOW I'm worried cuz they're doing that stuff agin. Oh no. What if they're gone, we run outa treats durin a storm, an a vishus deer comes to run the suckin monster, an it breaks the lectricity so we can't blog, an a stranger comes in to fix it?
I'm hidin my eyes now.
Sorry, VT, didn't meen to make yoo so nervus!!
Victor - that's hysterical!
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