A daily journal by the ugliest, stinkiest cat ever born.
I was born the runt of the litter, and I'm still a scrawny little runt. Altho I'm allejidly a purebred Simeze/Balineze (I have "papers"!), I used to think maybe my mom was a ho and my dad was not the same dad that my byootiful sisters had until my best innernet frend Shabby pointed me to the Wikipedia entry for Oriental Shorthairs, and I fownd the Skeezix Family, including my twin, Mighty Mite. I have crossed eyes, a crook in my tale, satellite dish ears, a very lowd voice and really screwed up splotchy coloring. In short, I'm a mess. But I'm a kyoot mess. The Food Lady pikt me insted of pikking one of my byootiful sisters becuz I was spunky and outgoing and the butt-ugliest thing she'd ever seen. I make up for these shortcomings by being extremely personable, affekshunit and funny. Every morning, I lik Mr Tasty Face's tasty face to thank him for letting me stay. And I'm lucky becuz I have a big bruther, Mao, who teeches me things like how to be a picky eeter and how to project my voice frum the bottom of the stares to wake everybody up. Mao's the best big bruther in the entire werld.
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YAY! Us black pawpad kitties winned!
What happened to the all pink, like little me?
Patches
Stosh and Vesper are sad they missed the poll, but seeing as one has pink and the other black paw pads, I guess they would have canceled each other out ... Oh, and Stosh wonders if you are as stinky as he is. He doubts this could be possible.
I am pritty shoor I am stinkier than Stosh becuz I am the stinkiest cat ever born. Even tho I haven't had the sqwerts in a few weeks, I still produce a lot of gas that can kleer a room in less than 10 secunds.
I'd propoze a stink-off, but it's hard to git judges for that!
Bonnie finealy let Mom confirm, hers are black. I volunteer Bonnie to judge yur stink-off. She'll be thrilled!
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