Rocky's Male
My outside frend Rocky gits lots of male. I don't know why. Who'd wanna send male to a gutter cat? Win it comes, the Food Lady or Mr Tasty Face put it in the recycul bin and save it up, and then once a week they take all of Rocky's male in the recykul bin to the gutter for him ware he can reed it. Here's whut he got this week:
- Fidelity Investments. On the frunt, it says "This should keep you drooling... " and on the back it sez, "Do you salivate at the opening bell?" Well, if opening bell is the same as dinner bell then this one makes sense , and Rocky DUZ tend to drool a lot, espeshully win you scratch him under his chin.
- North American Hunting & Fishing Club. Memburship renoowul notis.
- American Express. Invitayashyn to git a credit card.
- Lotus. CD with sports car stuff on it. (I wish Rocky wood buy a Lotus sports car. It'd make going to see the vet man way more fun. And thare's plenty of room to park it in the gutter.)
- Chase Bank. Invitayashyn to git a credit card.
- Pheasant Hill Estates. Sum kind of reel estate development with lots of gutters ware Rocky cood live. I hope he's not thinking of mooving.
- Jaguar. This is a cat car. It looks fast. Rocky must be seereyus abowt gitting a car if he's gitting all theze car broshoors.
- Capital One. I think this is anuther credit card invitayshun. On the outside it sez, "Whut's in yer wallet?" Obveeyusly, they don't know Rocky the Gutter Cat very well, since he never carries a wallet. But he will need lots of credit cards if he's going to be able to buy a car. Maybe he's gonna buy me a car for my berthday!?!
Well, that's it for Rocky's male so far this week. I didn't brake the law looking at his male becuz I didn't open it, I just looked at the outside ware his name was on it.
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YOOVE BIN REEDING MY MALE ????????????
Wow, Rocky must have really well established credit. Do you think he has a mortgage on the gutter? That probably helps.
we finded you an our Lady's been readin yur posts an gigglin. it's furry nice ta meet you an we'd like ta add you ta our list of furrends!
KAZE!!! Duz this meen yer home frum being sprayed?
If Rocky should need infestment advice, Patches Lady of the Calico Girls wants to become an infestment advisor. She has a paper, pencil, and great hat.
investmint (is that anything like catmint)? Purrhaps thats why rockys getting investMINT things.
You know what? Since I am a vestement councelor I can tell you what a credit card is. You can just buy anything you want and the card pays for it all! It is the best invention efur. Rocky needs to get 2 or 4 or a squillion of them.
Patches, Feline Finance Councelor
Sounds like Rocky gets more mail than our beans!! Patches is right bout those credit card fingys, cos when mumbean wants summfin she just says, oh I'll use the card, an she don't need no munny. It must be like majik.
My Daddy gives me some of his mail catalogs and it comes in handy when I use the paper to hide and cover my Friskies food from my crazy sister Kalin. Does any other cat here like to bury there food like me?
The other junk mail we like to return back to the senders in their postage paid envelopes! hee hee
wow, we has to start applying for credit cards like Rocky. We don't gets a lot of male.
Deer best frend Shabby Cat --
I think Kismet berries his food, but it's just pretend berrying, not hiding it like yoo do frum Kalin.
Shabby, whut is JUNK male? I've never herd of that. I wood LOVE to git even one male. I wood never think of it as junk.
Hi Skeezix! Yes I'm home from being sprayed but now I have a cone stuck on my head. I hate people sometimes.
For a guy who's a street cat, Rocky sure gets lots of mail. Maybe with a credit card or 2, he could buy a house for himself or at least a mailbox.
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