A daily journal by the ugliest, stinkiest cat ever born.
Heer I am with my pakking tape, wich I LOVE LOVE LOVE. Evry time I walk by it, I stop and tak a snif, and lik it. I will come running frum anyware in the howse win I heer somewun ripping the tape. I reely like the way it feels on my fur --- it kinda stiks to it and tugs at it. I almost like it as much as my tinsel wand!
I was born the runt of the litter, and I'm still a scrawny little runt. Altho I'm allejidly a purebred Simeze/Balineze (I have "papers"!), I used to think maybe my mom was a ho and my dad was not the same dad that my byootiful sisters had until my best innernet frend Shabby pointed me to the Wikipedia entry for Oriental Shorthairs, and I fownd the Skeezix Family, including my twin, Mighty Mite. I have crossed eyes, a crook in my tale, satellite dish ears, a very lowd voice and really screwed up splotchy coloring. In short, I'm a mess. But I'm a kyoot mess. The Food Lady pikt me insted of pikking one of my byootiful sisters becuz I was spunky and outgoing and the butt-ugliest thing she'd ever seen. I make up for these shortcomings by being extremely personable, affekshunit and funny. Every morning, I lik Mr Tasty Face's tasty face to thank him for letting me stay. And I'm lucky becuz I have a big bruther, Mao, who teeches me things like how to be a picky eeter and how to project my voice frum the bottom of the stares to wake everybody up. Mao's the best big bruther in the entire werld.
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That's really smart that they leave tape out for you all the time. You've got them trained pretty well at this point.
you do have your parents trained well. mommy keeps hiding stuff like that from us
We don't mind you going "au naturale" Skeez. Except for our collars, we're that way all the time!
Skeezy, Albert, Rudy's brother, looks like you with orange stripes!!!
Sammy and Lily
Does it taste good to Cats?
So, does the tape make you feel, you know, like you've just had catnip? Preety colors, movin lights, you know. Eek! Nood cat! Where was yur collar? I nefur go wifout my collar!
VT --- MTF had just takin the coller off to run the flee comb over my skinny body. Then I saw the tape and knew we needed to take a brake so I cood snif and lik the tape. Otherwise, that stoopid coller is ALWAYS on.
Rascal - It duzn't taste good in the same way that Fancy Feest Sliced Turkey in Gravy tastes good, but it is intresting to lik, and it smells wunderful! I kinda git lite-hedded win I snif it.
Tape is SOOOOOO yummy. Yoo have so much of it too....party on skeezers! -Rosie
I remember the packing tape when we moved into our first house. My human pet always yelled at me to get away from it, and I always managed to get it stuck on my paws. Oh the memories...
Hey, wite rat, yer looking espeshully ALBINO-like in this photo. I was almost blinded by yer witeniss.
i don't know why you think you're ugly, skeezix! this is the first picture i've seen of you without a sweater or shirt, and i think your markings are quite lovely!
amy (bat & bandit's mom)
Well, I know whut the "Blind as a Bat" saying meens, now. It's nice, Skeez, that yoo have blind fans hoo don't realize how ugly yoo are!
Mao, it's one thing to be rood to me, but anuther thing to be rood to my frends. Bat & Bandit are just trying to be nice. Yoo shood try it sumtime.
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