URJINT ALERT!!!!
My best frend, Victor Tabbycat --- hoo is vary vijilent abowt the thret frum the vishus deer --- sent me this foto wich docyooments sumthing I didn't know abowt before (hold onto yer pants!): the vishus deer have layzer beem eyes! His ladey and boy wint away for a day and came bak with this terrifying foto of a vishus deer using his layzer beem eyes.
No dowt they use thare layzer beem eyes to slice thru the bodies of tender yung cats and disabul them. So, even more reezin to watch owt for the vishus deer and run for yer life if yoo see one!
THANK YOO, VT, FOR THIS IMPORTUNT PUBLIK SERVICE MESSIJ!!!
No dowt they use thare layzer beem eyes to slice thru the bodies of tender yung cats and disabul them. So, even more reezin to watch owt for the vishus deer and run for yer life if yoo see one!
THANK YOO, VT, FOR THIS IMPORTUNT PUBLIK SERVICE MESSIJ!!!
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Ahhhhhhhhhhh!!! Were soooo luckie to have VTC as a buddie. Culd you imajine seeing one of those in the yard!?!?!
BIG NEWS....Sammuel L. Jacksun was on the 8/15 Daily Show and he was saying how he wasnt going to dye in the moovie cause he was anticepayting a sequale. He didnt name yer movie but he was hinting about it! Congraddulashons!!!
SKEEZY! This is not related to the deer (because I don't think they are real, because we don't have them in Brooklyn), but!!!
http://snakesonaplane.varitalk.com/
IF YOU GO THERE SAMUEL L JACKSON WILL SAY YER NAME AND TELL YOU TO GO SEE THE MOVIE!!!!
Oh my gosh! Those deer are really scary. Is it possible these are a new mutant variety that eats cats? I'm glad we don't have many of them in our town!
Oh no!! Victor lives only about an hour away from us and that means these lazer beam deer are living in Whisk-onsin! They're probably the ones that are eating all of Mom's hosta plants. Well...better her plants than US!
oh oh oh oh oh - we is REALLY glad we don't have vishus deers here.
Skeezix, fanks fur gettin the werd out bout those deer. Mom said they were in the Dells an saw 5 or 6 of them! If you haf a Dell puter, be extra careful. OMYGOSH Mom's new werk laptop puter is from Dell!
Vishus Deer on a Plane?
OH MY GOD!!!! The very compyooter on wich I rite my blog is a DELL!!!
Kismet--
SLJ won't say my name, even tho we are praktikly best frends. He woodn't say yer name eether. Or Rosie or Cheeto. Or Kaze or Latte. He wood say George and Max, but not Tipper or Misty. I'll have to give him a call and make him put our names into that compyooter screen.
Yer best frend,
Skeezix
And SLJ wood say Victor, but not Victor Tabbycat.
Will SLJ say Bonnie? That's MUCH more important than saying Victor. I hear "Victor" too much already!
Vishus deer indeed. I don't beleaf a werd of it.
Whoa! That's just horrible! Are we sure that the viscious deer aren't from outer space?
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