A daily journal by the ugliest, stinkiest cat ever born.
My best frend Eclair just started a blog. Sum of yoo may recall that the best emale I ever got in my life was frum Eclair hoo sed her Ladey wint and adopted her becuz of my blog, and so she got reskyude frum going to the sausage faktery.
I was born the runt of the litter, and I'm still a scrawny little runt. Altho I'm allejidly a purebred Simeze/Balineze (I have "papers"!), I used to think maybe my mom was a ho and my dad was not the same dad that my byootiful sisters had until my best innernet frend Shabby pointed me to the Wikipedia entry for Oriental Shorthairs, and I fownd the Skeezix Family, including my twin, Mighty Mite. I have crossed eyes, a crook in my tale, satellite dish ears, a very lowd voice and really screwed up splotchy coloring. In short, I'm a mess. But I'm a kyoot mess. The Food Lady pikt me insted of pikking one of my byootiful sisters becuz I was spunky and outgoing and the butt-ugliest thing she'd ever seen. I make up for these shortcomings by being extremely personable, affekshunit and funny. Every morning, I lik Mr Tasty Face's tasty face to thank him for letting me stay. And I'm lucky becuz I have a big bruther, Mao, who teeches me things like how to be a picky eeter and how to project my voice frum the bottom of the stares to wake everybody up. Mao's the best big bruther in the entire werld.
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8 Comments:
you said ta go see Elair an so we did - fank you! we's furry happy ta meet her an she looks jus like we did when we was littler
Yaaaaa, Eclair!! Yoove gotta check out everyones blog and we will do the same!!!!
Thank yoo Skeezix fer sendin me sum noo frends! Yoo are the best! I will haf so much reedin to do now! It will git my mind off the fleez. Now i've got to put the linkz to all my noo frends on my blog becuz yer all so speshul to me!
Oopz my foodladee goofd and posted my commint using hur name, sumtimes I think she gits confuzd.
Oh wow! She got dopted cuz of your blog! I's impurressed, Skeezix! We wented to meet Eclair. She looks jus like me when I was a baby kitten. hehehe
Purrrs,
Sanjee
we wented to see eclair too!
We went an sawed Eclair like yoo sed Skeezix.She's lucky she got doptid cos of yer bloggy
I'm way ahead of you, I went to her Blog yesterday and entered her as my friend.
She seems like a great kitty! I'm so happy you inspired her food lady.
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