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Bumpy the Cat has been busted as a kleptomanicat. Heer is sum of the stuff he stoled:
I was born the runt of the litter, and I'm still a scrawny little runt. Altho I'm allejidly a purebred Simeze/Balineze (I have "papers"!), I used to think maybe my mom was a ho and my dad was not the same dad that my byootiful sisters had until my best innernet frend Shabby pointed me to the Wikipedia entry for Oriental Shorthairs, and I fownd the Skeezix Family, including my twin, Mighty Mite. I have crossed eyes, a crook in my tale, satellite dish ears, a very lowd voice and really screwed up splotchy coloring. In short, I'm a mess. But I'm a kyoot mess. The Food Lady pikt me insted of pikking one of my byootiful sisters becuz I was spunky and outgoing and the butt-ugliest thing she'd ever seen. I make up for these shortcomings by being extremely personable, affekshunit and funny. Every morning, I lik Mr Tasty Face's tasty face to thank him for letting me stay. And I'm lucky becuz I have a big bruther, Mao, who teeches me things like how to be a picky eeter and how to project my voice frum the bottom of the stares to wake everybody up. Mao's the best big bruther in the entire werld.
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7 Comments:
I steal stuff constantly. Though I prefer it be from the trash can or the Lap Lady's purse. I really like to steal money. I carry strange stuff all over the house. There is currently a sponge under the people's bed. hehehe
i been known ta take cash, put the bitey on it, an run off wif it in my mouf...but hoo wouldn't?
Cocoa
I just knock my Person's things down, but then I just leave them there.
In other news, that cat has HUGE whisker humps!
I used to go dumpter diving and steel baguls frum the bakery place and bring them home. I don't eet baguls myself, but I know that the peeple seem to like them. But they never ate the baguls I brot frum the dumpster.
I stole a teriyaki chicken bone but was caught immediately yesterday. I also posted a funny article about a cat who stole garden gloves - check it out at http://pawpathlittermat.com/blog/2006/07/21/cat-news-july-21-2006/
purrs,
bambi
My sister, Autumn, doesnt really steal stuff, but she runs around the house with stuff in her mouth. She will bring the mommy her barrette when she is sitting on the couch. Autumn runs downstairs with it in her mouth and spits it in the mommy's lap. One time, Autumn dropped a quarter on the mommy's head in the middle of the night. If Autumn steals anything she brings it right to the mommy.
the onlee thing I kin remembur dooin wuz likkin up the bowl aftur the foodladee ait her dinnur, it wuz chiken an dumplin gravee left ovur in the bowl. she just laffed.
I knoc things ovur too an i aksidentlee brohk sumthin once too but I try hard not too do that ennymoor.
I git a littul krazee aftur playin wif my nip mowsee. you noe how it is.
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