Friday, September 08, 2006
AND OWR FRENDS!

Drop by to see hoo wun!
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We Are The Kitties
About Me
I was born the runt of the litter, and I'm still a scrawny little runt. Altho I'm allejidly a purebred Simeze/Balineze (I have "papers"!), I used to think maybe my mom was a ho and my dad was not the same dad that my byootiful sisters had until my best innernet frend Shabby pointed me to the Wikipedia entry for Oriental Shorthairs, and I fownd the Skeezix Family, including my twin, Mighty Mite. I have crossed eyes, a crook in my tale, satellite dish ears, a very lowd voice and really screwed up splotchy coloring. In short, I'm a mess. But I'm a kyoot mess. The Food Lady pikt me insted of pikking one of my byootiful sisters becuz I was spunky and outgoing and the butt-ugliest thing she'd ever seen. I make up for these shortcomings by being extremely personable, affekshunit and funny. Every morning, I lik Mr Tasty Face's tasty face to thank him for letting me stay. And I'm lucky becuz I have a big bruther, Mao, who teeches me things like how to be a picky eeter and how to project my voice frum the bottom of the stares to wake everybody up. Mao's the best big bruther in the entire werld.
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MY ACHEEVEMINTS
OTHER STUFF
MY FAMLY
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LINKS
> Cats in Hats Cards
> SkeezixTheCat.com
> My big bruther Mao's website
> Skeezix's Myspace Profile
> The Food Lady's Web Site
> MeowMix House
> Cats in Sinks
> Cats in Bags
> Cats in Boxes
> Pets in Clothes
> Stuff on my Cat
> The Daily Kitten
> I-love-cats.com
> Kitty Movie Monday
> The Artsy Catsy Blog

BLOGS
SAVE A CAT
> Pacific Siamese Rescue> Minnesota Vly HS: Adopt a Cat
> Marin HS: Cats for Adoption
> KittyKind
> SFSPCA: Cats for Adoption
CAT I'M SPONSERING
Me and my big bruther Mao saved up owr allowinse to sponser Meech and we're glad we did. Yoo can sponser yer own cat for just $25. Clik heer to find owt how.
SKEEZIX STUFF

Offishul Skeezix the Cat T-Shirt

Fry Yer Fleez!
This werks reely good. Even tho they put Flee Joos on me to kill the fleez for a month, I sometimes git a few in between applicashuns and this is better than a flee comb becuz it frys the fleez. Yoo can see littul sparx, even!

My Pink Shurt
A couple of fashun plate kitties have emailed me to ask ware they can get a pink shert like mine. I ware a small, but if yer bigger than runt-size, you'll need a medium.









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7 Comments:
fank u, Skeezix, for callin dis to my 'tention, we's gitting 3 cars.
KC
we seen that an we wants one (or 3) real bad. didja also see that MonkeyBunkey's daddy made him his furry own sled ??
I have to take a nap...I read that and thought it said a guyide to making cat EARS...I was wondering why you'd want that when you have a nice oversized pair right now, Skeezix!! ^_^
We's gonna get ones too!
Skeez -- Vesper heer on mummys kumpootr. u shud tell thu food ladee tht the sqwrts wil go awai iff u got a kar!
I LOVE cat cars! I love to jump in a box and have the food guy pull me arownd in it akrost the floor like it's a car. They never dekerated before, tho. I'll have to get them to help me with that ... IXCEPT THARE SO BIZZY GITTIN REDDY FOR YER STOOPID BERTHDAY PARTY, SKEEZ!
Vesper, thanks so much for the GRATE IDEEYUH! I'm gonna go tell her rite now!!
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