A daily journal by the ugliest, stinkiest cat ever born.
I was born the runt of the litter, and I'm still a scrawny little runt. Altho I'm allejidly a purebred Simeze/Balineze (I have "papers"!), I used to think maybe my mom was a ho and my dad was not the same dad that my byootiful sisters had until my best innernet frend Shabby pointed me to the Wikipedia entry for Oriental Shorthairs, and I fownd the Skeezix Family, including my twin, Mighty Mite. I have crossed eyes, a crook in my tale, satellite dish ears, a very lowd voice and really screwed up splotchy coloring. In short, I'm a mess. But I'm a kyoot mess. The Food Lady pikt me insted of pikking one of my byootiful sisters becuz I was spunky and outgoing and the butt-ugliest thing she'd ever seen. I make up for these shortcomings by being extremely personable, affekshunit and funny. Every morning, I lik Mr Tasty Face's tasty face to thank him for letting me stay. And I'm lucky becuz I have a big bruther, Mao, who teeches me things like how to be a picky eeter and how to project my voice frum the bottom of the stares to wake everybody up. Mao's the best big bruther in the entire werld.
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arrrrrr, matey! beware! she must be on the trail of buried treasure--have ye seen her diggin' anywheres about the house?
nitro
Oh no! I would be furry scared if Momma suddenly started doing that.
no, our mommy hasn't tried to turn into a pirate yet. we would be scarit. what happend to her? is she gonna be ok?
My Mommy didded that too last Deecember!! See?. It hadded somefin to do with stickin silver in her eye. Forchunately she got ofur it. I bets your Mommy will too.
~~ Sanjee
Skeez, I got yur pressies today! I had to go way back into yur posts from when I was on bay-kay-shun to find out it's a Party Pack! Whoo-hoo! Fanks! I posted bout it today. An it's my lucky day cuz I also gotted fev-ver frum Pumpkin! MOM I WANNA JOIN CATSTER NOW!!!
Oh, an one time, one of Mom's eyes swelled up really big an she couldn't open it to see an it was ugly, so Dad tooked her to the urgent care bean vet an they gave her speshul eye drops that made it all better. But no eye patch.
Sanjee -- That is EGZAKTLY the same I-patch that the Food Lady is waring! (BTW, I like yer mommy's pink shert!)
hmmmm...our 3 teenagers are all dressin up as pirates these days an it's on account of sum guy named Johnny Depp who 'parently is Hot Stuff. does yur Food Lady think Johnny Depp is Hot Stuff? we seen a pic-shure of him an it looks like he's got cat toys hangin off his head, so we're purrty fond of him too
thanks for stopping by and leaving a comment about breakfast--ain't THAT the truth!!! some beans just don't get with the program like we want 'em to.
hope you're having fun these days. we know you're busybusybusy getting ready for your party. rocky, tripper, and mao better be helping out lots!
nels, ed, nitro, & xingxing ;-)meow
Skeezix, we gotted our party pack. Wow! Fank you! Mommy said fanks for the complyment on her PINK shirt. She said she'll wear pink just fer you on your purrthday. I'd wear pink too, but I don't wear clotheses.
Purrrs,
Sanjee
whoohoo! we gots party packs! an we gots a purresent fur yoo too. betcha neffur guess what colur it is...
in our 'citement, we furgots ta say fank you fur the party packs. Fank you furry much! yoo are the mostest fun an jen-er-us host effur!
My foodladee wares theez rownd glaz windoes ovur her eyz so she kin see bettur but I never saw her ware a patj. She doz think jonny depp is hot tho. She also playz this game online on her compooter cald Puzzel Pirats. She seems to like pretendin to be a pirat. I just kurl up in a baskit by the compooter to keep her kompanee. She just put this baskit heer today an it mayks a veree nice bed.
Hope yer foodladeez ey gits bettur reel soon.
Oh my, owr ladie nevur wore a pirate outfit. No offense but if shes invited to the partie than yoo shuld make sure to indecate it is a pirate costume opshinal partie so she wont scare anyone!
Maybe she's gearing up for Talk Like a Pirate Day!
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