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My best frend Kaze sed I shood put a pikchur up for Frootbat Friday. Evry Friday the big-eared Oriental Shorthares will put thare fotos up in thare blogs. This is a pikchur of me with a Fancy Feest Go-Tee and mustash. (I'm a littul emberrussed to show the close-up of my wisker humps, becuz thare more like wisker sink-holes thare so tiny.)
I was born the runt of the litter, and I'm still a scrawny little runt. Altho I'm allejidly a purebred Simeze/Balineze (I have "papers"!), I used to think maybe my mom was a ho and my dad was not the same dad that my byootiful sisters had until my best innernet frend Shabby pointed me to the Wikipedia entry for Oriental Shorthairs, and I fownd the Skeezix Family, including my twin, Mighty Mite. I have crossed eyes, a crook in my tale, satellite dish ears, a very lowd voice and really screwed up splotchy coloring. In short, I'm a mess. But I'm a kyoot mess. The Food Lady pikt me insted of pikking one of my byootiful sisters becuz I was spunky and outgoing and the butt-ugliest thing she'd ever seen. I make up for these shortcomings by being extremely personable, affekshunit and funny. Every morning, I lik Mr Tasty Face's tasty face to thank him for letting me stay. And I'm lucky becuz I have a big bruther, Mao, who teeches me things like how to be a picky eeter and how to project my voice frum the bottom of the stares to wake everybody up. Mao's the best big bruther in the entire werld.
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21 Comments:
Ha, ha. I LOVE this picture. Especially the goatee.
You make a very cute Frootbat ... looks like you were less than impressed with your pic being taken.
Yeah! I'm so glad you're going to join me! We must wear our ears very proudly.
That Fancy Feast must have been extremely tasty!
(You've got MUCH bigger whisker humps than me, I have a rat muzzle)
That Fancy Feest looks delicious.
I have been thinking a lot about your whisker humps lately. I think your face is just bilt differently than mine! Your nose is akshualy on TOP of your whisker humps. Mine is kind of right in BETWEEN mine. See? Not worse, just different. And I bet there are totally some lady cats who will dig your bone strukchur. After all, part of being a big man cat is being comfortable with yourself.
Mom thinks that you are so adorable that she wants to reach out and cuddle you. I tolerate that mushy stuff myself, but it embarrasses me when I'm outside.
~Jake
You look extremely happy Skeezix. I have to admit you all seem to know frootbat is a term of endearment. Here I was insulted when I was asked.
Skeezix
You are really enjoyin your Fancy Feast! Love the photo!
*ABBY*
I think you are quite handsome....even with food on your face.
Love the stinky goodness goatee. we wish we was frootbats, but we're just appleheads. ::sigh::
you are the most adorable frootbat in the world, slurpy-face and all!
xingxing
Frootbat Friday! My mom has fallen over ONTO THE FLOOR!
Do not despair over the size of your whisker humps, Skeez! Actually, I think they're fine and you look quite manly, even wearing your pink scarf & bow. I'm sure all the girls think you're very handsome.
George
We fought that yoo being a froot bat wuz funny. Do froot bats eat Stinky Goodness? Enny way we likes yer ears.
My brother, Cocoa Puff, used to be a fruit bat, but he grew into his ears ... I'll have to sneak a photo of him as a youngster and post him on my blog for "Frootbat Friday" ...
Your mustache and goatee made me wanna lick your face, Skeezix! You look absoloootely yummy.
DaisyMae Maus
I agree with Daisymae Maus - you look good enough to lick.
Midnight
You's an adoorable Frootbat! And you's got sooooooper whiskers. Whisker humps aren't efurryfing, you know.
Purrrs,
Sanjee
Skeez you look like you're falling asleep! Are you that comfy?
FROOT is rite. Fergit the "bat", yer a reel froot. And so are all yer frooty froot bat frends.
Maobert!!! How dare you call your brother a real froot! Wait a minute - how dare you call Kaze, Silky and *me froots???
We are all - obviously - "false" froots, so you've got it all wrong.
Skeezix, just ignore Mao. My mommy and daddy and us cats just LOVE your photo ... but you look more like you have honey or molasses on your lips than Fancy Feast!
Hee hee, that is a funny photo. You look like you are really savouring that food.
That has to be the tastiest goatee ever. It's like your chin has become "your flavor saver".
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