A daily journal by the ugliest, stinkiest cat ever born.
I was born the runt of the litter, and I'm still a scrawny little runt. Altho I'm allejidly a purebred Simeze/Balineze (I have "papers"!), I used to think maybe my mom was a ho and my dad was not the same dad that my byootiful sisters had until my best innernet frend Shabby pointed me to the Wikipedia entry for Oriental Shorthairs, and I fownd the Skeezix Family, including my twin, Mighty Mite. I have crossed eyes, a crook in my tale, satellite dish ears, a very lowd voice and really screwed up splotchy coloring. In short, I'm a mess. But I'm a kyoot mess. The Food Lady pikt me insted of pikking one of my byootiful sisters becuz I was spunky and outgoing and the butt-ugliest thing she'd ever seen. I make up for these shortcomings by being extremely personable, affekshunit and funny. Every morning, I lik Mr Tasty Face's tasty face to thank him for letting me stay. And I'm lucky becuz I have a big bruther, Mao, who teeches me things like how to be a picky eeter and how to project my voice frum the bottom of the stares to wake everybody up. Mao's the best big bruther in the entire werld.
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Oh boy, I have a feeling we're going to be hearing from Mao about this! Don't worry, Skeezix, I was really messy about eating and stuff, too, back when I was a baby. That's a CUTE picture!
Awwww yoo are soooo kyoot! My ladee is just giggulin an smilin now. We will nevur beleeve it ennymoor win Mao calls yoo the Wite Rat cuz yoo arr just too kyoot!!
I think that is the cutest picture of you yet, Skeezix. You must really love your Fancy Feast to dive into it so far that it gets in your ears.
Hmm, it seems as though Mao doesn't really think you're as much bother as he lets on. Unless of course you switched to high gear as you've grown up. And I agree with the others, its a very cute picture.
Seems like Mao's been putting on a tuff guy act, cuz enny one can see he luvs yoo reely.
Awww!!! That is just soo cute!
Oh you are the cutest frootbat Skeezix!
You are very cute...and I like your brother too!
o, Skeezix, that is such a cute pix of u and ur bro-fer Mao. he's really luvs u. i's wish Missy would snuggie up by me like that.
Mao's purty brave to gits that close to u, wif whatevr that is in ur ears 'n on ur's face... jus' read it be fancy feast...KC
It is a charming picture, Skeezix.
I'm hoping it was Fancy Feest.
Skeezy, compared to how tiny you were, you have become your OWN size of big man cat. I mean, look at how little that white cat in the picture is compared to you!
I think you should get a robe like mine. It is the best thing I have ever owned. Thank you so so so much again!
Skeezix
Dat is a furry kute pix shure of you when you wuz a babikittie.
*ABBY
We just love these frootbat friday pictures!
Gosh I hope that is fancy feast and not poop.
Wow you are a real frootie with huge frootie ears.
Sir Sid, truer werds were never spoken. He's a FROOT!
Oh Skeezy! You were just the cutest baby.
Love,
Tipper
You musta gotted fancy feast or poop on your nose alla the time when you wuz a babee. hehehe But you's so cute wif it! You's a great frootbat too.
Purrrrrrrs,
Sanjee
Skeezix ... You were so cute! Maobert looks really proud to be cuddling with you.
DaisyMae Maus
DaisyMae - I am NOT prowd to be cuddling with the wite rat, I am just standing my grownd becuz it is MY BED we're in, and I wasn't gonna leeve it no way no how or else he'd take it over and I wood be stuk sleeping with Rocky in the gutter. And I didn't sine a modul releese, eether.
Skeezix you are soooo cute an hansome, even as a baby. I think Frootbat Friday is a good idea. Maybe I should have a Tortie Tuesday.
i guess we could kinda unnerstand if ya had poop on yur nose, but how would ya get it on yur ears?
Mao's face is soooo much biggur than yers. Mao luks like a giant next to yoo
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