A daily journal by the ugliest, stinkiest cat ever born.
I was born the runt of the litter, and I'm still a scrawny little runt. Altho I'm allejidly a purebred Simeze/Balineze (I have "papers"!), I used to think maybe my mom was a ho and my dad was not the same dad that my byootiful sisters had until my best innernet frend Shabby pointed me to the Wikipedia entry for Oriental Shorthairs, and I fownd the Skeezix Family, including my twin, Mighty Mite. I have crossed eyes, a crook in my tale, satellite dish ears, a very lowd voice and really screwed up splotchy coloring. In short, I'm a mess. But I'm a kyoot mess. The Food Lady pikt me insted of pikking one of my byootiful sisters becuz I was spunky and outgoing and the butt-ugliest thing she'd ever seen. I make up for these shortcomings by being extremely personable, affekshunit and funny. Every morning, I lik Mr Tasty Face's tasty face to thank him for letting me stay. And I'm lucky becuz I have a big bruther, Mao, who teeches me things like how to be a picky eeter and how to project my voice frum the bottom of the stares to wake everybody up. Mao's the best big bruther in the entire werld.
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Hey Skeezix
I hope you had a fantastic birfday and yeah only a little while till your next birfday ... my very first birfday will be next month and I am gettttttiiiiing soo excited.
Hummy drew a cartoon picture of me for my profile so I am no longer a green cat!
Purrs Chaos
I noticed it was gettin close an thot that was sorta planned - 400th post on yur purthday! Just more fun compliments of Skeezix. You the best.
Mom tried the werdsearch, but it's HARD. She did better on the skavenger hunt and is still makin more connections. I told her the contest is ofur an she can stop now, but she's like a cat who finks there's gotta be anofur toy unner the couch; she can't leaf it alone. Whatefur!
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