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I proklame today "Kiss yer big bruther/big sister" day. Put yer arms arownd his/her nek and give 'em a big wet one. Even I know that big bruthers and sisters have to put up with a lot frum us kids, and so it's nice once in a wile to say "Thanks fer putting up with me!"
I was born the runt of the litter, and I'm still a scrawny little runt. Altho I'm allejidly a purebred Simeze/Balineze (I have "papers"!), I used to think maybe my mom was a ho and my dad was not the same dad that my byootiful sisters had until my best innernet frend Shabby pointed me to the Wikipedia entry for Oriental Shorthairs, and I fownd the Skeezix Family, including my twin, Mighty Mite. I have crossed eyes, a crook in my tale, satellite dish ears, a very lowd voice and really screwed up splotchy coloring. In short, I'm a mess. But I'm a kyoot mess. The Food Lady pikt me insted of pikking one of my byootiful sisters becuz I was spunky and outgoing and the butt-ugliest thing she'd ever seen. I make up for these shortcomings by being extremely personable, affekshunit and funny. Every morning, I lik Mr Tasty Face's tasty face to thank him for letting me stay. And I'm lucky becuz I have a big bruther, Mao, who teeches me things like how to be a picky eeter and how to project my voice frum the bottom of the stares to wake everybody up. Mao's the best big bruther in the entire werld.
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13 Comments:
that is so kewt, we can see he luvs yoo reely.
awwww. look how much you loves your big brofurr! that is so sweet.
you guys look furry cute an way nicer than us. we gots pic-shures up of me pushin my sisfur off a box on account of she keeps tryin ta give me a baf.
dood, ya gotta go ta Oreo's bloggie - it's the most horry-bullest thing I've effur seen...VISHUS DEER! right outside his house!!
So I shouldn't be trying to attack Chase? Sigh...I just don't get it sometimes. I'll be sure to give Latte a big kiss but Chase looks like he is nice and thick and ready for me to bite his neck (like I did this morning).
You're big brother is so handsome and looks very snuggly!
Yoo too are so kute! My foodladee sayd this pitchur mayd her smyle and feel bettur. Thanx for cheerin her up.
love,
Eclair
There's a lot of love in those paws!
Hey Skeezix, I think Mao really loves you, even though he doesn't say so...
Hey, I wanna thank you for those nifty buttons you sent me. If you email me your address (markernest@juno.com), I'll send you and Mao some CATNIP MICE the animal ark sends here for a fundraiser...
I'm going to find Cheeto and give him a big wet one right on the fourhead. Then I'm going to run cawse he dusnt like that vary much. -Rosie
Skeezix, you are the cutest kitty I think I've ever seen. I just can't get over how cute you are! What a sweet brother you are as well!
Skeezix, you are the cutest kitty I think I've ever seen. I just can't get over how cute you are! What a sweet brother you are as well!
Mom wishes that we could be like you and Mao, but it's just not gonna happen. (Sorry, Mom.)
~J&B
i luvs my big brudder bandit every day, but i will give him an extruh speshul kiss today!
bat
oh, skeezix--how lucky you are to have such a nice brofur that you want to hug & love on him!! you are a sweet little brofur, and i hopes he preciates you like he should!
purrs, xingxing
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