Krokodile Hunter is Killed
This is very sad nooze.
Do yoo see ware the krokodile hunter was killed today by a stingray? I reely liked watching the krokodile hunter on teevee. He was always taking chances with very danjerus kranky animuls like snakes and krokodiles, but I never ever once saw him with vishus deer, wich gives yoo sum idea of how vishus the vishus deer must be if even the krokodile hunter won't go neer them. The krokodile hunter was evry animul's frend, and we will miss him.
Do yoo see ware the krokodile hunter was killed today by a stingray? I reely liked watching the krokodile hunter on teevee. He was always taking chances with very danjerus kranky animuls like snakes and krokodiles, but I never ever once saw him with vishus deer, wich gives yoo sum idea of how vishus the vishus deer must be if even the krokodile hunter won't go neer them. The krokodile hunter was evry animul's frend, and we will miss him.
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We wathed him on TV too. Once we saw him wiv Komodo jraggins. Mum said Jraggins was miffykal creechers, but those jraggins was reel.We nefurr saw him wiv enny vishus deer either.
furry sad 'bout him. yur right - he neffur went near the vishus deer, but ya know what? our Lady's human unkle SHOOTS vishus deer all the time! an then he EATS 'em an has their heads stuffed an he HANGS 'EM ON THE WALL! that dood is CRAY-ZEEE! he gots a couple dozen o' those scary heads hangin all offur in his house! we don't visit that sy-cho ennymore
How do we know that it wasn't a vishus deer who got him? Probably they said something different on the news just so everybody won't get all scared and stuff but I bet it was a vishus deer.
My mommy was sadden by the news.What a tragedy.We feels real sad for his family.
I know that guy!! He was on the noizy box and said KRIKEY a lot! Is KRIKEY the name of his wife or his kids?
Ooooh, and if you STUFF a vishus deer head and put it on your wall, who knows if the LASER BEAM EYES might still work?? Woo, I don't want to find out!!
I liked it best win he'd say sumthing like, "He's a cranky littul bugger." I don't think the Krokodile Hunter ever met my big bruther Mao.
I'm gonna have to do sum reseerch on the danjer pozed by ded vishus deer heds on the wall, and wether thare lazer beem eyes still werk after thare ded.
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