A daily journal by the ugliest, stinkiest cat ever born.
This is how me and Rocky play win we're too pooped out frum a lot of playing. We both lay on the the floor, and we paw at eech other with our top legs. If yoo clik this foto, yoo can bigify it and see better. We can even kinda nap wile we're doing it. It's a good alternutiv if yoo still wanna play, but yoo also need a nap.
I was born the runt of the litter, and I'm still a scrawny little runt. Altho I'm allejidly a purebred Simeze/Balineze (I have "papers"!), I used to think maybe my mom was a ho and my dad was not the same dad that my byootiful sisters had until my best innernet frend Shabby pointed me to the Wikipedia entry for Oriental Shorthairs, and I fownd the Skeezix Family, including my twin, Mighty Mite. I have crossed eyes, a crook in my tale, satellite dish ears, a very lowd voice and really screwed up splotchy coloring. In short, I'm a mess. But I'm a kyoot mess. The Food Lady pikt me insted of pikking one of my byootiful sisters becuz I was spunky and outgoing and the butt-ugliest thing she'd ever seen. I make up for these shortcomings by being extremely personable, affekshunit and funny. Every morning, I lik Mr Tasty Face's tasty face to thank him for letting me stay. And I'm lucky becuz I have a big bruther, Mao, who teeches me things like how to be a picky eeter and how to project my voice frum the bottom of the stares to wake everybody up. Mao's the best big bruther in the entire werld.
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6 Comments:
Sometimes I get Georgia to play like that with me too. It's furry fun.
I like to play like that, but I have to play wif Mom cause I'm an only kitty.
I do this, too, sometimes. Perhaps we dogs and cats are not as different as we thought. But I just cannot get into that head-butt thing you felines do.
We play like that too, an then when Eric's all ree-lacksed an neerly asleep. I but the bitey on his toes and friten the livving daylites out of him. Mum told me to put livving daylites but I wanted to put a bad werd. How can daylites be livving? The beans say sum daft fings sumtimes.
Mao wuld nevur let yoo play like that with him. Were glad Rocky is arownd so yoo two can lazilie play togethur. Very convenient to nap, play, nap, pla, nap, play....vary nice!
That's so cute, Skeez! Bonnie won't play any game like that wif me.
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