Mao eeting my presints
Heer is a moovey I made planely showing Mao eeting my berthday presints.
(Post #393)
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Heer is a moovey I made planely showing Mao eeting my berthday presints.
(Post #393)
posted by Skeezix at 9/13/2006 09:48:00 PM


I was born the runt of the litter, and I'm still a scrawny little runt. Altho I'm allejidly a purebred Simeze/Balineze (I have "papers"!), I used to think maybe my mom was a ho and my dad was not the same dad that my byootiful sisters had until my best innernet frend Shabby pointed me to the Wikipedia entry for Oriental Shorthairs, and I fownd the Skeezix Family, including my twin, Mighty Mite. I have crossed eyes, a crook in my tale, satellite dish ears, a very lowd voice and really screwed up splotchy coloring. In short, I'm a mess. But I'm a kyoot mess. The Food Lady pikt me insted of pikking one of my byootiful sisters becuz I was spunky and outgoing and the butt-ugliest thing she'd ever seen. I make up for these shortcomings by being extremely personable, affekshunit and funny. Every morning, I lik Mr Tasty Face's tasty face to thank him for letting me stay. And I'm lucky becuz I have a big bruther, Mao, who teeches me things like how to be a picky eeter and how to project my voice frum the bottom of the stares to wake everybody up. Mao's the best big bruther in the entire werld.





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7 Comments:
Shame, I think Mao is feeling left out. Be nice, and share some of you gifts with him.
Now, did the Food Lady capture this video or was it a camera you set up with laser beams so that you could catch Mao?
whoa. he was vishusly attacking them wif sum mighty big fangs. our Lady wants ta pay Mao ta open new CD's for her
he looks like he means bizzy ness. Maybe he finks he is helping yoo cos thay are still rapped up.
oh my! he haz no shaim! i wud nevr ete vezprs preznts. happy brthday skeez!
yrs in stinkee solidartee,
stosh.
This is vary emoshunal to see him biting yer nip with such intenseetie. Im happie yoo included the credit too because thay are helpful fur those of us with short term memury.
Wow caught red handed(or paw)I bet this tape will hold up in a state of law...lol
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