A daily journal by the ugliest, stinkiest cat ever born.
Winever Mr Tasty Face is werking (wich is praktikly evry minit of the day), I stay close to him in case he needs help. Win I'm not on his sholder, I'm sitting with him in his chare. This also makes it eezier for me to take over the chare win he gits up. I like pretending like I'm the CEO, sitting in the CEO chare. In this pikchur, I'm just hangin', wating for my next asinemint.
I was born the runt of the litter, and I'm still a scrawny little runt. Altho I'm allejidly a purebred Simeze/Balineze (I have "papers"!), I used to think maybe my mom was a ho and my dad was not the same dad that my byootiful sisters had until my best innernet frend Shabby pointed me to the Wikipedia entry for Oriental Shorthairs, and I fownd the Skeezix Family, including my twin, Mighty Mite. I have crossed eyes, a crook in my tale, satellite dish ears, a very lowd voice and really screwed up splotchy coloring. In short, I'm a mess. But I'm a kyoot mess. The Food Lady pikt me insted of pikking one of my byootiful sisters becuz I was spunky and outgoing and the butt-ugliest thing she'd ever seen. I make up for these shortcomings by being extremely personable, affekshunit and funny. Every morning, I lik Mr Tasty Face's tasty face to thank him for letting me stay. And I'm lucky becuz I have a big bruther, Mao, who teeches me things like how to be a picky eeter and how to project my voice frum the bottom of the stares to wake everybody up. Mao's the best big bruther in the entire werld.
Posts that contain Skeezix per day for the last 30 days.
Get your own chart!
Get XML Feed
6 Comments:
what kinda strange desk is that? you can ack-shully SEE it. why doesn't Mr. Tasty Face pile junk efurryware like our Lady does? part of the fun of helpin is knockin the stuff off furrst.
Yeah, Skeez, did you alreddy clean the desk up for Mr Tasty Fase? Cos there's not much junk on there. It's a good thing you keep yore plase on that chare, but you look a little skwished!
Buddy
Keeping Mr TF's desk kleen is one of my asinemints. Winever thare's stuff on the desk, I nok it down on the floor. Then his desk is kleen agin. The Food Lady's desk is not as kleen. Mr TF calls it a dizaster area. A dizaster area is whut a kreativ persun's desk looks like. Mr TF is not kreativ. He likes Ixsell spredsheets and databases and stuff. So he needs a kleen desk.
Buddy - I may look sqwished, but I'm not. I'm a skinny runt, so I can fit into nooks and crannies that regyoolur-sized cats could not fit into.
our Lady must be the mostest cree-a-tif person effur, on account of her desk at work an her desk at home are bof diz-aster areas, plus her diz-aster spills offur onta the floor an starts makin like a wall 'round her. we thot she was just a slob, an so fank you fur tellin us otherwize
Our Mom's desk is a disaster too! And we thought only OUR mom was messy and cluttered.
Skeezix, we can't even see your chair. You look like you're suspended in space.
~J&B
Post a Comment
Links to this post:
Create a Link
<< Home