A daily journal by the ugliest, stinkiest cat ever born.
I was born the runt of the litter, and I'm still a scrawny little runt. Altho I'm allejidly a purebred Simeze/Balineze (I have "papers"!), I used to think maybe my mom was a ho and my dad was not the same dad that my byootiful sisters had until my best innernet frend Shabby pointed me to the Wikipedia entry for Oriental Shorthairs, and I fownd the Skeezix Family, including my twin, Mighty Mite. I have crossed eyes, a crook in my tale, satellite dish ears, a very lowd voice and really screwed up splotchy coloring. In short, I'm a mess. But I'm a kyoot mess. The Food Lady pikt me insted of pikking one of my byootiful sisters becuz I was spunky and outgoing and the butt-ugliest thing she'd ever seen. I make up for these shortcomings by being extremely personable, affekshunit and funny. Every morning, I lik Mr Tasty Face's tasty face to thank him for letting me stay. And I'm lucky becuz I have a big bruther, Mao, who teeches me things like how to be a picky eeter and how to project my voice frum the bottom of the stares to wake everybody up. Mao's the best big bruther in the entire werld.
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6 Comments:
we still fink that since Mr TF was gone, he lost his people bed priv-lej-es and should sleep in the cat bedroom for a new nights.
I'm glad he came home, but I'm sorry you got kicked out of people bed. I got kicked out last night, too. I had an itch! I HAD to scratch! Come on...
I'm glad the black box alert system theory was right!
Oh goodie! You are so lucky he keeps you guys company during the day, we are all alone. Well accept for our blogging buddies...
Oh, it's very good that Mr. TF is home. Now he can play with you all day.
Make mr TF sleep in Rocky's gutter fur leeving yoo without anyone to play with during the day!
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