A daily journal by the ugliest, stinkiest cat ever born.
My frend Sindri has a blog. She is the sister of Lucky Boo, hoo was one of the winners of the Party Hat contest. Her blog is mostly like a millyun pikchurs of her, and sum of them are very good, like the one of her doing a meerkat impersunayshun wich yoo can see heer.
I was born the runt of the litter, and I'm still a scrawny little runt. Altho I'm allejidly a purebred Simeze/Balineze (I have "papers"!), I used to think maybe my mom was a ho and my dad was not the same dad that my byootiful sisters had until my best innernet frend Shabby pointed me to the Wikipedia entry for Oriental Shorthairs, and I fownd the Skeezix Family, including my twin, Mighty Mite. I have crossed eyes, a crook in my tale, satellite dish ears, a very lowd voice and really screwed up splotchy coloring. In short, I'm a mess. But I'm a kyoot mess. The Food Lady pikt me insted of pikking one of my byootiful sisters becuz I was spunky and outgoing and the butt-ugliest thing she'd ever seen. I make up for these shortcomings by being extremely personable, affekshunit and funny. Every morning, I lik Mr Tasty Face's tasty face to thank him for letting me stay. And I'm lucky becuz I have a big bruther, Mao, who teeches me things like how to be a picky eeter and how to project my voice frum the bottom of the stares to wake everybody up. Mao's the best big bruther in the entire werld.
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4 Comments:
Oh cool! Fanks for introducin us, Skeezix!
PUrrrrs,
Sanjee
Oh, nice. Our Meowmie loves meerkats.
Thanks for letting me know I added her to my friends list.You can never have to many friends.
We went to visit Sindri...she's so beeeutiful. And vary fotogenic. Thanks for the intro, Skeez.
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