A daily journal by the ugliest, stinkiest cat ever born.
I was born the runt of the litter, and I'm still a scrawny little runt. Altho I'm allejidly a purebred Simeze/Balineze (I have "papers"!), I used to think maybe my mom was a ho and my dad was not the same dad that my byootiful sisters had until my best innernet frend Shabby pointed me to the Wikipedia entry for Oriental Shorthairs, and I fownd the Skeezix Family, including my twin, Mighty Mite. I have crossed eyes, a crook in my tale, satellite dish ears, a very lowd voice and really screwed up splotchy coloring. In short, I'm a mess. But I'm a kyoot mess. The Food Lady pikt me insted of pikking one of my byootiful sisters becuz I was spunky and outgoing and the butt-ugliest thing she'd ever seen. I make up for these shortcomings by being extremely personable, affekshunit and funny. Every morning, I lik Mr Tasty Face's tasty face to thank him for letting me stay. And I'm lucky becuz I have a big bruther, Mao, who teeches me things like how to be a picky eeter and how to project my voice frum the bottom of the stares to wake everybody up. Mao's the best big bruther in the entire werld.
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I am speechless in the presence of such talent. Well, not exactly speechless (have you ever known me to be?) ...
This outstanding work of art speaks to and for every cat everywhere. It bridges such trivial barriers of breed or physical locale in order to speak to that part of us which is normally ignored - the inner self - shining a bright light upon the future of catkind.
P.S. Mr. Tasty Face has nice legs!
What a GREAT movie! I am espeshully impressed with Trip's skills. He is a really dedicated friend, because I would definitely get lost if I was trying to stalk someone, or I would get distracted by things that move or are shiny.
I'm hungry. FOOOOOOOOOODS.
I wus on the edj of my seet, whut an eggsyting ride wif yer own stawker! Or maybee Trip wuz bein yer bodeegard?
It wuz nice to see Rocky at the end too. Hope he's feelin bettur.
Thankz Skeezy!
love,
Eclair
Oh Skeezix this ia the bestest movie ever! We love the music and it is so cool that Trip goesfor a walk with you. And Rocky greets you. We love your movie! We are going to tell our Meowmie that we also want a cool movie.
Furry good work, Skeezix! We's furry impurressed that you's got a stawker and a greeter!
Purrrrrrrrs,
Sanjee
Oh wow, Skeezix. Yoor moovy made me want a stroller. Speedy the man cat
Hmm, maybe mom could take mr. "cross eyed, fat butted freek" Speedy out ina stroller and lose him sumwere. I hope Rocky is doin better. Maybe I'll teleport ofur and check him out later. Sadie (the Rocky look alike)
Skeezix you is furry talented! An handsom too.
Will your movie be submitted for "Best Short Film" at the Oscars? It was GREAT! It had style ... It had substance ... It had a classic soundtrack!
My mom said that she was impressed by how calm and collected you were while strolling. You must be an exceedingly charismatic director to be able to get your actors to do what you were able to get them to do without flailing your arms about and/or screaming at them.
I want a stroller! MOMMMMMMMM! Gimme, gimme!
DaisyMae Maus
As an average movie goer, I loved "My Stroler Ride". It held my attention. And while there wasn't much (any) dialogue, the extreme talent of the actors negated the need for mere words.
The scenery was spectacular, but did not (could not) overshadow the presence of the STAR, Skeezix, jauntily clad in pink and encased in a sleek pink stroller.
Daring new camera techniques truly added to the excitement of the stalker, played to purrrfection by Tripper, who was never more than a few steps behind.
Finally, Rocky makes a brief but memorable appearance as he greets the return of the stroller.
Here I must say, I hope there is a sequel.
Overall, I would have to give this movie 5 STARS.
Will the DVD include the out-takes?
We are blown away by your genius as a film-maker. I think we are seeing cinematic history being made here. Best film we've seen for ages!
That's wonderful! I can't wait for Gemini and Cheysuli to take a look at it--it will be something to show to Georgia too and make her laugh a bit. Excellent work.
Guess what Skeezix!? My mom and dad were so impressed with your movie they went and bought me a stroller just like yours!! I got to go for a walk this afternoon and we went over to the lake and I got to watch the ducks!! Thank you so much for inspiring my mom and dad!!! you're the BEST!!
Rubbs and Purrs, Kalin
Wow Skeezix! That is awesome.
I'm gonna ask my Mom to get me a stroller like that.
And I think Trip is a very handsome cat. And I'm not just sayin that cuz he looks kinda like me.
WOW, Kalin, that's GRATE! It's reely nice to be outside without werrying abowt gitting attakt by vishus deer. Yoo shood join the Super Strollers Groop on Catster! (I'll send yoo an invitayshun!)
This is definately your bestest werk. I would vote for it for an oskar. - Miles
Skeezix you are a master director! And you are so lucky to have your own stroller.. Tiggy is jealous.
Fun movie! You're lucky that you have Mr. Tasty Face. We love our dad, but he wouldn't be caught dead taking either one of us for a ride in a stroller in our neighborhood.
~J&B
Dude, awesome flick! It should get an award or something. Like... a Golden Kitty Crack statue!
What makes it funnier is that now the Woman is whistling the sound track. It'll be stuck in her head for DAYS!
Oh my, yoo are sooo much bettur as the pink panthur than both thowse guys in the big screen movie.
To be honest, we are speechless at yer display of amazing artistury. Tripper is so brave to play his charactur. Yoo must have given him a lot of coaching to be so inconspicuous.
Oh boy!! What talent! I think it should be shown at the Sundance Film Festival!
Excellent movie, great close-ups, cuts and accompanying music ! Not to mention the actors !
My feline denizens are most jealous about the stroller. All they get is a travel cage, even though I make it more comfortable with a plush towel.
yoo guys should move ta where we live on account of we're near Hollywood an yoo could be big time STARS!
I loved every second of this great video! I never saw a kitty ride in a stroller before today and that left my speechless...
You sure are a cute kitty as well as a lucky little fluff ball, Skeezix!
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