A daily journal by the ugliest, stinkiest cat ever born.
I was born the runt of the litter, and I'm still a scrawny little runt. Altho I'm allejidly a purebred Simeze/Balineze (I have "papers"!), I used to think maybe my mom was a ho and my dad was not the same dad that my byootiful sisters had until my best innernet frend Shabby pointed me to the Wikipedia entry for Oriental Shorthairs, and I fownd the Skeezix Family, including my twin, Mighty Mite. I have crossed eyes, a crook in my tale, satellite dish ears, a very lowd voice and really screwed up splotchy coloring. In short, I'm a mess. But I'm a kyoot mess. The Food Lady pikt me insted of pikking one of my byootiful sisters becuz I was spunky and outgoing and the butt-ugliest thing she'd ever seen. I make up for these shortcomings by being extremely personable, affekshunit and funny. Every morning, I lik Mr Tasty Face's tasty face to thank him for letting me stay. And I'm lucky becuz I have a big bruther, Mao, who teeches me things like how to be a picky eeter and how to project my voice frum the bottom of the stares to wake everybody up. Mao's the best big bruther in the entire werld.
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Now thats a picture werf a fousand words!
By da way - love your poll!
Purrs - Your friends over @ The Kitty Cats Corner
our Mommy says that she just wants to pick you up and kiss on you all day. If she does, make shur she brushes her teef ferst.
Skeezix, do you know how cute you are? Of course I'm biased to big ears but I think you're just adorable.
The tigers look like great friends. Do they mind if you put the bitey on them?
Is gramma tasty faces face tasty? U looks reely good wit dem tigerses. Momma sez i can go to ur birfday party if i am in-vite-ed. I nefer been to no party afore.
Ur frend
Speedy the boy cat (momma sez that sins i will be a yer old this mumf that i'm not a kitty no more, i ams a cat now)
ain't grammas the bestest?! we loves ours 'cause they spoils us even rottener than our mom & dad do!
an' we all joined up with the f.o.s., so we're official furrends now--YAY!
purrs to a cutie-boy!
xingxing
ya know, in yur pic-shures ya has an x-press-shin that looks kinda wise an all-knowing but also kinda like ya mite be laffin at sumfin inside yur head. we fink yur quite photo-jen-ick an shud haf an agent. do yoo? we live near Holly-would. maybe we could haf our people make sum calls.
We think yoo luk so gud next too thowse tigurs. Yer the biggest crettur in the room!
we can't comment on our new furrend Eclair's bloggie - prolly on account of the Beta fing an we're furry upset. we're gonna havta set up a whole nuther beta thing. if ya talk ta her, tell her we tried ta stop by an say hi. thanks!
we love our gramma, too! she an grampa are coming to visit di weekend and play wif us!
Oh Skeezix yoo look so smart an hansum sittin wif thoze tigrrrs. It mus be nice to haf a gramma. Mine live farr away so I niver efen meeted them.
All the foodladees frends luv me and want to tayk me hohm but she wudnt let them and I wudnt go! I like my foodladee bestest.
She also sayz she's sorry Grr, Midnight and Cocoa arr hafin trubul postin. Why did they mayk this bayta thing ennyways?
love,
Eclair
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