A daily journal by the ugliest, stinkiest cat ever born.
I was born the runt of the litter, and I'm still a scrawny little runt. Altho I'm allejidly a purebred Simeze/Balineze (I have "papers"!), I used to think maybe my mom was a ho and my dad was not the same dad that my byootiful sisters had until my best innernet frend Shabby pointed me to the Wikipedia entry for Oriental Shorthairs, and I fownd the Skeezix Family, including my twin, Mighty Mite. I have crossed eyes, a crook in my tale, satellite dish ears, a very lowd voice and really screwed up splotchy coloring. In short, I'm a mess. But I'm a kyoot mess. The Food Lady pikt me insted of pikking one of my byootiful sisters becuz I was spunky and outgoing and the butt-ugliest thing she'd ever seen. I make up for these shortcomings by being extremely personable, affekshunit and funny. Every morning, I lik Mr Tasty Face's tasty face to thank him for letting me stay. And I'm lucky becuz I have a big bruther, Mao, who teeches me things like how to be a picky eeter and how to project my voice frum the bottom of the stares to wake everybody up. Mao's the best big bruther in the entire werld.
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I wuz the furst one to vote! I do luv mi tinsul wand but I haf to say that I reely like catnip too and will play wif ennything that has catnip in it.
love,
Eclair
Dis is a furry hard kwestshun. I will hafta play wif all my toys agin to figur it owt. Gud ting momma is home tuday to play wif me. I do luv da nip, but it makes mi sleepy aftur i haf it.
Ur frend Speedy the man cat.
That was furry tuff! Rattly mices and boxes and bags are all favorites. How does a kitty deeside???
~~ Sanjee
Wow! Skeezy, I was wondering what this week's pole was gonna be abowt and I thot toys wood be a good one! You are one smart cat, Skeezix!!
My faverit toy is my mousie - he is verry old, older than me! He used to blong to my brother who came befor me, his name was Jasper. He's all soft and squishy and he's a reely good toy.
Buddy's faverit is this weerd peese of fur that nobody knows wat it's sposed to be, but Buddy loves it!
Finny & Buddy
Bubbles's fav toy is a teaser, but the back end of it.
Mrs.B loves her plastic milk jug ring thingy.
Hi Skeezix, I named you in my blog and referenced your Vishus Deer post. I think you will find it Veeeeeery Interesting.
FEV-VERS! LIVE ONES, DEAD ONES, REAL ONES, FAKE ONES...I LOVE FEV-VERS!
Grr
We dunt see the coolum fur all of the above. Its taken us at leest three howrs to get out all of owr toys....play with each fur a little while....and decide what one we like the best.
We votud twice. Once fur string (Rosie) and once fur othur (cheeto)because owr lady lets us play with pipecleenurs but onlie when we are supurvised.
I like my ranebow wand, but the part I like is the plastik wand part more than the ranebow snakey part. That's the one I drag thru the house at 4am, bellowing as lowd as I can.
Grr - The Food Lady and Mr Tasty Face wint to an art myoozeeum yesterday and brot me home sum reel berdie fethers they fownd on the grownd. I gess maybe a vishus deer attact it or sumthing. It smells REEEEELY good, not like the fethers yoo git in the store. Got go, now, and play with it!
mmmmm - real live dead fev-vers! my fay-fur-it! yur people rule!!
Grr
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