A daily journal by the ugliest, stinkiest cat ever born.
I was born the runt of the litter, and I'm still a scrawny little runt. Altho I'm allejidly a purebred Simeze/Balineze (I have "papers"!), I used to think maybe my mom was a ho and my dad was not the same dad that my byootiful sisters had until my best innernet frend Shabby pointed me to the Wikipedia entry for Oriental Shorthairs, and I fownd the Skeezix Family, including my twin, Mighty Mite. I have crossed eyes, a crook in my tale, satellite dish ears, a very lowd voice and really screwed up splotchy coloring. In short, I'm a mess. But I'm a kyoot mess. The Food Lady pikt me insted of pikking one of my byootiful sisters becuz I was spunky and outgoing and the butt-ugliest thing she'd ever seen. I make up for these shortcomings by being extremely personable, affekshunit and funny. Every morning, I lik Mr Tasty Face's tasty face to thank him for letting me stay. And I'm lucky becuz I have a big bruther, Mao, who teeches me things like how to be a picky eeter and how to project my voice frum the bottom of the stares to wake everybody up. Mao's the best big bruther in the entire werld.
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Oooo my partee pak arrivd today! Thank yoo so much! I reelly like that Kosmik Nip and thoz littul mowsies. The fud looks deelisheous too. I hope I git to come to the partee but my foodladee sayd she mite not bee hohm to help me git thair. Did yoo git yer presint frum me yet?
Thank yoo agin for beeing such a gud frend!
love,
Eclair
We had a hard time choosing, we want to wish you the bestest birthday EVER!!! But that nip is hard to resist and those mousies and toys....man its going to be a great party!!
P.S. Meowmy's favorite is pin the tail on the Mao but.
Eclair: I haven't reseevd yer presint yet, but maybe the man in the bloo shorts will bring it this afternoon. I'll chek and let yoo know!
we had a furry hard time wif the pole. all the choices were good an we're ab-so-lute-lee droolin offur the ham an bacon platter! our purresent to ya is headin up the coast to ya today. hope ya like it!
Skeezy - I am confused. I can't find the forum!!! Where do I go??? OH THE NIP!
I'M SO ACITED, I CAN HARDLY WAIT!
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