A daily journal by the ugliest, stinkiest cat ever born.
I was born the runt of the litter, and I'm still a scrawny little runt. Altho I'm allejidly a purebred Simeze/Balineze (I have "papers"!), I used to think maybe my mom was a ho and my dad was not the same dad that my byootiful sisters had until my best innernet frend Shabby pointed me to the Wikipedia entry for Oriental Shorthairs, and I fownd the Skeezix Family, including my twin, Mighty Mite. I have crossed eyes, a crook in my tale, satellite dish ears, a very lowd voice and really screwed up splotchy coloring. In short, I'm a mess. But I'm a kyoot mess. The Food Lady pikt me insted of pikking one of my byootiful sisters becuz I was spunky and outgoing and the butt-ugliest thing she'd ever seen. I make up for these shortcomings by being extremely personable, affekshunit and funny. Every morning, I lik Mr Tasty Face's tasty face to thank him for letting me stay. And I'm lucky becuz I have a big bruther, Mao, who teeches me things like how to be a picky eeter and how to project my voice frum the bottom of the stares to wake everybody up. Mao's the best big bruther in the entire werld.
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I like gitting to bulk up for winter by eeting 6 or 8 cans of Fancy Feest evry day. But pumkin pie is good, too.
I picked feetsball cuz it's ME! But obveeissly, I am also glad that the HOTS are gone for now.
Also, my Person is taking LOTS of trips this fall. Just seeing that big red box in your blog made me think about blowing chunks.
We live in New Hamster, which is famous for fall, and we like the nice crisp snap to the air. But that wasn't in your pole so I couldn't choose that one.
Wow, that is one bulked up kitty in your pole there, Skeezix! I have to tell Mom she needs to feed more more so I can bulk up that much! Moooooooooooooooooooooom..........
(Mini the Moocher)
HAHAHAHA, its kismet reppresentin' UofM. HAHAHAHAHAHA
But we picked getting fat fur wintur cause we always doo
I like to lie in front of the fire, but not TOO close cause it gets too hot. My dad makes good fires in our fireplace. ~Jake
I like to bulk up--or at least I used to. I would get all skinny in the summer and then gain weight in the winter, but now I maintain a more even weight all year. ~Bathsheba
Dos of us in the with dah huumm-id wether like when its not so hot. But it is still HOT even doh it's 'fall'. But, I likes to climb up in Momma lap while she watches the talkin box and they play footsball. Looks mighty stoopid to me, and besides I could play beter than dos humans. I would beat them all dah time, and they couldn't catch me!
*ABBY
Bulk up for sure. I keep raiding the trash 'cause they are starving us to death even though our bowl is filled twice a day now.
Chase is bulking up for winter but his weight never changes...must be all that fluff.
Heer in Konnettikut autum is verree beeutiful. My ladee sayz she luvs autum the mostest. The leefs are just startin to go all oranj an red an yella. But my ladee sayd she red abowt sum fungiz frum all the raynee wethur we had attakin the treez an makin thair leefs just turn brown an fall off pree-ma-chur-lee. I hope that dozint happin too all the treez!
We cant wate for halloween! It is our favritist hollyday. I wundur wut kind of costoom I'm gunna git.
Well, I chose the pie ... My fellow Feline American, Cocoa Puff, bulks up for TUESDAY ... He doesn't need an excuse like the changing of the seasons or an equinox.
DaisyMae Maus
I like the cooler weather, cuz my Mommy will open the windows and I can talk to the birdies.
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