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Heer I am, bizzily gitting all the party paks reddy to send owt to my frends so that they can sellubrate my berthday with me. As yoo can planely see, theze are reely good party paks that have stuff in them like Catnip and toys and treets and Mane Lobster and Filay Mignon (whutever that is) and best of all, FOS swag. So, I'm still wating for the man in the bloo shorts to send me the boxes to male them in, but they shood go out sumtime this week.
I was born the runt of the litter, and I'm still a scrawny little runt. Altho I'm allejidly a purebred Simeze/Balineze (I have "papers"!), I used to think maybe my mom was a ho and my dad was not the same dad that my byootiful sisters had until my best innernet frend Shabby pointed me to the Wikipedia entry for Oriental Shorthairs, and I fownd the Skeezix Family, including my twin, Mighty Mite. I have crossed eyes, a crook in my tale, satellite dish ears, a very lowd voice and really screwed up splotchy coloring. In short, I'm a mess. But I'm a kyoot mess. The Food Lady pikt me insted of pikking one of my byootiful sisters becuz I was spunky and outgoing and the butt-ugliest thing she'd ever seen. I make up for these shortcomings by being extremely personable, affekshunit and funny. Every morning, I lik Mr Tasty Face's tasty face to thank him for letting me stay. And I'm lucky becuz I have a big bruther, Mao, who teeches me things like how to be a picky eeter and how to project my voice frum the bottom of the stares to wake everybody up. Mao's the best big bruther in the entire werld.
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Yer amazing skeezters!!!
Owr lady used to have parties during her collej days but thay were all peeple. SO, weve nevur been to a "cat party" befour and we cant wait to celubrate yer burthday. Yeaaa
Yer not sending ALL that nip out in the male with the man in the bloo shorts, are ya, Skeez'? Charity begins at home, bro. And if I'm gonna be the DJ, I'll need sum inspirayshun!
Boy, that looks like lots of goodies. Momma said she is sorry, she just now got your link added, but things have been hectic around here.
Patches
Wow, Skeeezy! You are furry generus! YOre party is going to be soooo much fun, we can't wate to meet all the new cats from the FOS and hang out wif efurrycat!
Finny & Buddy
HOO-EEE SKEEZIX!
This is sooo excitin’…
Ah can tell from the photo as party coordinator y’all have everythang well organized under your tasteful expertise…It’s good to have a paws on approach.
This is going to be some classy shindig! Can’t wait to do some pussyfootin’ around the dance floor with the ladies…
Purrs...Cinni
Do yoo think yoo can fit into owr goodie bag? We'd luv to have yoo come ovur and visit! Owr lady says we dont live that far apart so yoo wouldnt have to spend a long time with the bloo man.
looks like it's gonna be a great party-you are such a go-getter, skeezix! "sweet, helpful, handsome boy", our Mommy sez. she really is totally bonkers over you!
we sure plan on being there, if the innernet doesn't have a tantrum. hope to see you then on catster. Mommy finally got us signed up!
purrrs from xingxing
yeah, we can't wait to come visit with you. we watched your close personal furrend, sam, tonight in XXX. he is some action kinda guy! sorta like us when we tussle . . .
nels, ed, & nitro
Rosie & Cheeto:
I'll ask Mr Tasty Face if it's okay! The Food Lady is kind of strikt, so I think he's more likely to say yes. I can even pak my sleeping bag so we can have a sleepover ... as long as yoo don't pull a trik on me and put my paw in a dish of warm water wile I'm nappin'!
Nels, Ed, & Nitro: Yes, I do beleeve my good frend Samuel L Jackson is an akshun kinda guy. He mite even be called "Akshun Jackson."
Oh, oh, oh, i's so acited abot ur party! It will be my furst, i'm tryin to tok my mommy into letin me has a party fur my birfday to. She alwez sez she is buzy, like when i ask fur a bloggie of mine own she sez i gotsa wate til she is not working so much an' is dun wif skool. I's prolly be an old man by then *sigh*. Enyway, momma says it's proper to bring a prezent fur the birfday cat, wot wood u like cuz i gots mommas credit card an' i'm shoppin' online.
Speedy the man cat (i's be a yer old on the 21st so i's a man now)
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Oooo, i kant wayt to partee wif yoo an effery budee on yer birfday! It will soooo much fun! I am glad i wuz abul to send yoo a presint sinz yoo arr sendin all of us so much nice stuffs.
My foodladee reely luvs yoo too an she is glad she duznt haf to werk that eevning so we kin bee at yer partee efen if itz onlee throo the innernet.
we wish we cud bee thair in persun.
I'm so glad we are frends!
we're furry 'cited! that's all the way cool of you ta make up the gifty bags!!!
Once skeezix gets mr tasty face to agre to him him sleep ovur at owr howse yoo all can come ovur too. (just promise skeezix yoo wont put his paw in a bowl of warm watur).
Hey Skeezix, what's a puddin gotta do to get one of them bags?????
Oreo - Clik the emale button in the rite sidebar and send me yer address.
--- StC
Your birthday party is the talk of the blogoshere. I'm so excited to be part of it even if my boring sister is coming too. We're ready to party down. Bathsheba is hoping that Mao and Rocky will ask her to dance. I'm making myself available for all the ladies.
~Jake
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