Rocky's Big Advenchur
Poor Rocky got taken away in the cardbord box this morning. I was werried abowt him all day, and thot he mite not come bak, but Mr Tasty Face brot him home tonite. Rocky was in a krabby mood win he got home. He'd gon to see my frends at Bullevard Pet Hospital. But he duzn't have the same joviul relayshunship with them that I do. He thinks they suk. He sez thare the enimy. But my frends Jeen and Kathy don't seem like enimies, so I think Rocky's just being krabby.
I herd the Food Lady talking to Mr Tasty Face abowt Rocky, and they seemed happy that he duzn't have sumthing called CRF wich has sumthing to do with the kidneez not werking. He just has his thyroid problim. But he also needed his teeth kleend so that his breth duzn't stink win yoo kiss him. And his shots. And probly sum other stuff. They sed they cood have bot a new compyuter for whut it cost. I bet they were going to git ME a new compyuter for my berthday so that I can blog without hogging the Food Lady's compyuter, and now they can't becuz they had to fix Rocky's bad breth. Yoo know, honestly, I cood live with his bad breth if it ment I got a new compyuter for my berthday.
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I herd the Food Lady talking to Mr Tasty Face abowt Rocky, and they seemed happy that he duzn't have sumthing called CRF wich has sumthing to do with the kidneez not werking. He just has his thyroid problim. But he also needed his teeth kleend so that his breth duzn't stink win yoo kiss him. And his shots. And probly sum other stuff. They sed they cood have bot a new compyuter for whut it cost. I bet they were going to git ME a new compyuter for my berthday so that I can blog without hogging the Food Lady's compyuter, and now they can't becuz they had to fix Rocky's bad breth. Yoo know, honestly, I cood live with his bad breth if it ment I got a new compyuter for my berthday.
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oh Skeezix, we is so furry happy that Rocky is home and that he didn't haf kidney prollems. Sorry 'bout his bad bref costing so much money. Tell Rocky that we is glad he's home.
It's very good Rocky doesn't have CRF. And what's the deal with moms and dads getting so wound up over our cat breath? Of course we have cat breath, we're cats! Plus, better cat breath than no breath is what I say.
That wuld have been vary vary bad. Yoo know rocky dodged a vary bad deeseese. Hes vary lucky to have yer fud lady and mr tasty face to make sure hes ok.
Yoo need to give him headbutts and huggies to make him feel bettur and stop acting so crabbie.
Oh no! Chey just had her teethes cleaned too. I hope that Momma doesn't take away my computer!
I'm glad he's home safe though.
Hey, I gots bad bref too but dey sez it's cuz i gots bad dijeshton. Mommy haz tried like all difrint fuds an' still she sez my bref smells like skunk butt. I tink dats rude. Skeezix, you shood be on the luk out for the guy in the brown shorts, he's bringing u sumfin with spots dat i hope u like. Oh, an the barn lady sez my birfday is the 17th not the 21st so I's reely gonna party Satirday. And don't tell no one, my sisfur Sadie has a little crush on Rocky. She keeps goin' on and on bout how she can't wate to see wot kina drinks u's gots at ur party.
ur frend, speedy the man cat
Weve nevur smelled skunkbutt, kattonic. But frum the sownds of yer dijeshton issues that must be vary stinkie.
We's furry glad Rocky doesn't got kid me problems. Beans are weird to pay so much for bad bref. They should just feed him somefin that smells real good like FISH or chik-hen. But we's glad he's gettin better.
Purrrs,
Sanjee
We's glad Rocky's kiddernees are ok. It's tuff luck that his bad breff stopped yoo getting a new compooter. Maybe yoo'll get it next year.
I'm glad to hear that everything was alright with Rocky. I bet he is very happy to be home now with all of you. I have bad breath right now myself, and I keep wondering when it will be my time to go to the dentist.
So gladd to heer that Rocky is ok, is he gonna haf to start livin inside wif yoo now? I worree abowt him livin in the guttur even if he likes it thair.
I dunt think I haf bad breth cuz the foodladee duznt mind kissin me. She lets me git reel clows. Like this mornin win she wuz still sleepin I kurld up rite by her face and put my cheek aginst hers and she didnt smell ennything bad. She just wohke up and hugged mee. :)
Oh, and the feelay minyon wuz grate this mornin! Thankyoo agin Skeezix!
So gladd to heer that Rocky is ok, is he gonna haf to start livin inside wif yoo now? I worree abowt him livin in the guttur even if he likes it thair.
I dunt think I haf bad breth cuz the foodladee duznt mind kissin me. She lets me git reel clows. Like this mornin win she wuz still sleepin I kurld up rite by her face and put my cheek aginst hers and she didnt smell ennything bad. She just wohke up and hugged mee. :)
Oh, and the feelay minyon wuz grate this mornin! Thankyoo agin Skeezix!
oops, it posted twyce! sorree abowt that, yoo can remoov one of them sinz I kint figgur out how to do that.
That's GREAT news that Rocky is doing great! The Lap Lady knows how much fun expensive vet bills are but she says its worth it to have us kitties around. I bet you can still look cute and get a computer of your own though.
i's very glad to heer that Rocky's kid-nees r ok. ...KC
I don't know, Skeez. A new puter would be nice, but you wouldn't want Rocky to be sick an haf to go to the Rainbow Bridge. Who'd tend bar at yur party then? :-)
Skeez, I gots a HUGE problem. I have NO MOTTO fur Catster. Can you fink of one for me?
we're glad Rocky's bref is nice, but we agree that he coulda jus fixed it by eatin tuna. lotsa tuna. I guess i doesn't haf bad bref cause the Lady lets me lick her on the mouf an nose an i doesn't here her complainin.
Cocoa
Cat breath is infinitely superior to - the horror! - dog breath.
All the best to Rocky,
~J&B
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