A daily journal by the ugliest, stinkiest cat ever born.
My good frend, SLJ, finely got the FOS (Frends of Skeezix) shert I sent him, and he agreed to poze for a pikchur with me wile he's waring it. Given how bizzy he is promoting his new hit blokbuster moovey, Snakes on a Plane, it ment a lot to me for him to take the time out to do this. I think yoo'll agree, he's the best!
I was born the runt of the litter, and I'm still a scrawny little runt. Altho I'm allejidly a purebred Simeze/Balineze (I have "papers"!), I used to think maybe my mom was a ho and my dad was not the same dad that my byootiful sisters had until my best innernet frend Shabby pointed me to the Wikipedia entry for Oriental Shorthairs, and I fownd the Skeezix Family, including my twin, Mighty Mite. I have crossed eyes, a crook in my tale, satellite dish ears, a very lowd voice and really screwed up splotchy coloring. In short, I'm a mess. But I'm a kyoot mess. The Food Lady pikt me insted of pikking one of my byootiful sisters becuz I was spunky and outgoing and the butt-ugliest thing she'd ever seen. I make up for these shortcomings by being extremely personable, affekshunit and funny. Every morning, I lik Mr Tasty Face's tasty face to thank him for letting me stay. And I'm lucky becuz I have a big bruther, Mao, who teeches me things like how to be a picky eeter and how to project my voice frum the bottom of the stares to wake everybody up. Mao's the best big bruther in the entire werld.
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4 Comments:
I am just so shoor yer a frend of Samuel L Jackson, yoo big liar. I've never seen him at our howse. And that foto looks dokterd up to me. Like a big moovey star wood EVER ware a stoopid FOS t-shert!
I think SLJ looks nice in the shert. If I wasn't a naturalist, I'd ware an FOS shert. Chill, Mao. Heer, have sum 'nip....
are there snakes on that plane right there wif you? you must be furry brave!
I'm sure glad it's not Vishus Deer on a Plane!!
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