Sqwerts are Back
After a long sqwert-free period, my poop is once agin liqwid. Wich probly meens thare's a trip to Bullevard Pet Hospital in my fyooture. Not only is it liqwid, but my aim isn't all that good either, wich meens it looks like Jaksun Pollock has been werking on my catbox. And the floor and the walls neer the catbox. I don't know whut a Jaksun Pollock is, but it's whut the Food Lady sez. And always after I go to Bullevard Pet Hospital, I get barfy medisin forst down my skinny throte for WEEKS afterwerd. The only good thing is gitting to see my frends Jeen and Kathy and Shon and Mark and the man in the bloo kote. Thare nice.
UPDATE!
Sum of yoo are consernd that I am sik becuz I have the sqwerts. Don't werry. I feel GRATE! I have been playgd by the sqwerts almost since I was born. I have tride evry remedy (both natchurul and medisinul) known to man -- at leest, to my vet man. I'm his persunul sqwerts-kyuring projekt. The last barfy medisin I took werked good, and I didn't have the sqwerts for sevrul munths. But I haven't takin the barfy medisin for a cuppul of munths, and now the sqwerts are bak. The vet man still has a cuppul of triks up his sleeve, so we'll see how it goze tomorrow! Thank yoo all so much for yer consern and yer sugjestchuns!
UPDATE!
Sum of yoo are consernd that I am sik becuz I have the sqwerts. Don't werry. I feel GRATE! I have been playgd by the sqwerts almost since I was born. I have tride evry remedy (both natchurul and medisinul) known to man -- at leest, to my vet man. I'm his persunul sqwerts-kyuring projekt. The last barfy medisin I took werked good, and I didn't have the sqwerts for sevrul munths. But I haven't takin the barfy medisin for a cuppul of munths, and now the sqwerts are bak. The vet man still has a cuppul of triks up his sleeve, so we'll see how it goze tomorrow! Thank yoo all so much for yer consern and yer sugjestchuns!
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Pore Skeezy! We sure are sorry to heer you got the skwerts agane. Did yore bean efur give you some fiber? We don't kno all the detales, but lots of fiber makes you go and a little bit makes you not go skwerts. We'll do some reserch and see wat we can find to help you.
Finny & Buddy
Oh no, Poor Skeezy! We hadded the same prollem when we was babies, but that's 'acause we kepted eating Grampa Norton's speshul food and it hadded too much fiber for us. Once Grampa Norton ran off to the Bridge, we gotted normal food and we was ok.
We hopes that you don't has to tkae the barfy med-i-k-shun again
Poor Skeezy!! I have to say though, you aren't alone. Yesterday I had the squirts and they are REALLY stinky. I tried to blame it on Chase so we'll see how far that goes.
Have you ever tried pumpkin, full fat yogurt and baby food (which is really tasty!)? That can help make things a little more solid because of the fiber and "good" bacteria. The baby food makes the other stuff not taste so bad.
I hope you're feeling better soon! Maybe its just because of the season change.
oh, no! you poor feller, skeezix! we knows it's uncomfortable (and undignified) to have that problem. it's probly for the best that you doesn't have a floofy tail, in this case.
hope you won't hafta be takin' medicine with your birfday cake!
enjoy your visit with the nice beans at the vet! they will take good care of you.
purrs & headbutts--nitro
Skeezix this is not good. Maybe you need pepto bismal flavored kitty treats.
Oh, that does not sound good. Hope you feel better soon.
Get better soon, Skeezix! We want you to be in top form for your big birthday bash.
~J&B
I LIKE Peptibismul. It's PINK!!!!
Poor Skeezix,I often get the opposite problem. I get in my litterbox an I try an try but nuffin happens, then I haf to get nasty brown stuff put on my paw to lick off. Akcherlee it's not reely nasty, in fact it's quite tasty, in IT'S DEE-LISH-USS. Muuuuuummmmm I fink I need my pooping paste.
Eric
k - here's the deal...our Lady was just TODAY talkin ta this offur lady who fosters a purrty kitty fur us. the purrty kitty's brofur had that FURRY SAME PROBLEM. guess what she did? she started cookin up ASPARAGUS an choppin it up in his food! he LIKED it, AND he's been cured fureffur. isn't that amazing?
oh man, you has to go in the prison box and then to the v-e-t and get poked and prodded, and maybe stabbed wif a needle. We will be finking about you Skeezix, good luck.
Awwww buster!!! Yer sqwerts were gone and we were all sooo happie fur yoo. Now yer back to squair one.
Glad yoo can luk on the brite side and are eggsited to see yer V-E-T frends
Furrs, i gotsa say, grr, midnight and cocoa - AS-PAR-A-GUS! Yuk, kitties aren't apose a eat veggies. But if it werked i gess is o.k. Poor Skeezix, ur skinny enuff wifout the skwirts. Hope the guy in the blue kote can kure u furever.
Speedy the man cat
gud luk wif the vet man!
Sleezix, we'll be thinking about you tomorrow on your journey to the V-E-T. We are very sorry to hear you have tummy trouble.
Hope you get well soon...
ML & MBE & KC & Bear
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