The Tooncinator
I like the Tooncinator's outfit. On the ride to Bullevard Pet Hospital I'm going to ask the Food Lady if I can drive.
A daily journal by the ugliest, stinkiest cat ever born.
posted by Skeezix at 9/07/2006 01:02:00 AM


I was born the runt of the litter, and I'm still a scrawny little runt. Altho I'm allejidly a purebred Simeze/Balineze (I have "papers"!), I used to think maybe my mom was a ho and my dad was not the same dad that my byootiful sisters had until my best innernet frend Shabby pointed me to the Wikipedia entry for Oriental Shorthairs, and I fownd the Skeezix Family, including my twin, Mighty Mite. I have crossed eyes, a crook in my tale, satellite dish ears, a very lowd voice and really screwed up splotchy coloring. In short, I'm a mess. But I'm a kyoot mess. The Food Lady pikt me insted of pikking one of my byootiful sisters becuz I was spunky and outgoing and the butt-ugliest thing she'd ever seen. I make up for these shortcomings by being extremely personable, affekshunit and funny. Every morning, I lik Mr Tasty Face's tasty face to thank him for letting me stay. And I'm lucky becuz I have a big bruther, Mao, who teeches me things like how to be a picky eeter and how to project my voice frum the bottom of the stares to wake everybody up. Mao's the best big bruther in the entire werld.





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10 Comments:
That is pretty funny. I like the outfit, too.
Just don't drive like the Tooncinator!
be careful driving Skeezix. you need an outfit like that. good luck at the v-e-t.
Little KC really enjoyed watching the Tooncinator drive. Think Skeezix would look great in that outfit. If your mommie lets you drive, tell her to take some pictures to share.
did ya gets to drive da metal monster? more empurrtint, did the dokter fix yer skwirts? oh, i gots sunglasses taday! as soon as daddy gits home wit da dijital kamra i's gonna put sum pichurs on my catster paje.
That made me laugh! I had never seen that clip before so it was really cool to finally see it!
That was funny. We's gonna see if we can drive. Don't fink dad will let us lend the car so we'll haf to do it sneaky.
Hope yer sqwerts are better today.
wow, skeez--you should ask for an outfit like that for your birfday! you is already stylin', but that would be just totally glam!
be careful of the metal box, though. it's an uncivilized animal that beans won't let live in the house!!
hope your hershey problem is of short duration . . .
Wow! Maybe I can be the "Luxinator!"
That cat gets to go outside and drive and everything! When am I ever going to be that old?
Hi, Skeezix - My mommy says to tell you she thinks you're really beautiful, not ugly at all!
That was funny - you should get some glasses like the tooncinator, Skeezix...I heard it was sunny out in California. Also, if you're gonna drive, get a time machine like he has so if you DO have an accident you can go back and start over again!! ^_^
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