Wednesday, September 27, 2006

Vishus Deer in the News

Heer is a foto of a baby vishus deer hoo is livving with nice horsies. Obveeusly, the horsie heer has no cloo abowt the terror that awates her win this baby vishus deer will grow horns and vishusly attak the horsie. Heer is whut the news story sed (frum the Bloomsburg Press Enterprise):

I am too a white-tailed Appaloosa: A fawn that thinks it's a filly grazes in a pasture near Bloomsburg, Pa. Janine Engelman of Engelwood Paint Horses thinks the mother may have been killed along nearby Interstate 80 about two weeks ago. "The horses are definitely taking care of her," she says
So shoor, they look kyoot win thare littul, but they grow up to be killing masheens!

12 Comments:

Kaze said...

I don't know Skeezix, what about the whole "Nature vs. Nurture" argument? I think maybe the horse can teach the baby vishus deer not to be vishus and then maybe we have figured out a way to train the vishusness out of the deers.

Or not. Maybe the horse should run. Fast.

9/27/2006 06:21:00 AM  
Gemini said...

Yes, I think Kaze has a good thought. But I think the horsey is pretty big though so maybe it can take care of itself?

9/27/2006 08:32:00 AM  
Latte said...

I think our horsey would just attack the vishus deer. She just thinks deer are weird looking and she knows she's bigger.

One time Meowmy was riding on a trail and they came upon this HUGE vishus deer with big horns. Snap (our horsey) just stood her ground until the vishus deer ran away. Maybe you can borrow her for your backyard for a while?

9/27/2006 11:51:00 AM  
DaisyMae Maus said...

I dunno ... The baby vishus deer has a strange look on her face like she could go off at any moment. Horsies must be pretty stupid to miss that look.
DaisyMae Maus

9/27/2006 12:39:00 PM  
Junior said...

I think the deer looks pretty harmless. Course, she is young and things can happen to make critters mean.

9/27/2006 01:30:00 PM  
Kukka-Maria said...

I think that deer has a tough road ahead of it. While, by nature, it is destined to become a killing machine, it is being reared by a horse: A DROOLING MACHINE!

Drool and horns. The double curse. Poor Bambi...

9/27/2006 01:49:00 PM  
Anonymous said...

I'm sure the horse is just lulling it into a false sense of security. Until it stomps on it!

9/27/2006 02:07:00 PM  
ML (Mary Lynn) said...

I dunno, what if the vishus deer is the one lulling poor ol horsie into a false sense of security, what with it's little "bambi" look and all.

And wasn't Bambi the propaganda of all times to make people accept these vishus killers as "sweet babies". Awwww. Yeah, right up till they grow those big ol antlers and do you in.

Horsie, stay frosty.

9/27/2006 02:33:00 PM  
Eric and Flynn said...

It's funny seeing that cuz the uvver day we wuz talking about vishus deer and horsies. We haf two vishus deer hoo liv in the woods in our bottom feeld. Well four weeks ago we put the horsies in that feeld an we hafn't seen the vishus deer since. We wuz wundering if maybe the horsies are more vishus than the vishus deer and ate them up . Do yoo fink this cud be possybull?

9/27/2006 03:07:00 PM  
Skeeeeezix the Cat said...

Latte --- I wood LOVE to borrow Snap!!!

Daisy Mae --- I'm glad yoo astootly ubzerved that "look." Yoo'd make a good vishus deer sentry.

Junior --- HAVEN'T YOO BIN PAYING ATTENSHUN?????

ML --- Yer absolootly rite. Thare's bin a big conspiruseey by Walt Disney to lull evrywun into thinking that the baby deer are kyoot and sweet and evrything, but no wun EVER talks abowt whut happens win they grow up an become killing masheens.

Eric and Flynn --- That is an intristing obzervayshun.

9/27/2006 04:00:00 PM  
Rosie & Cheeto said...

Awww, how cute!!!..... oh wait thats a vishus deer. Gud thing yoo told us about that!

9/27/2006 10:38:00 PM  
Grr, Midnight & Cocoa said...

RUN HORSIE! "cute, sweet an innocent" my fluffy butt! it may not haf antlers yet, but i bet it's lazer beem eyes is already set fur the Glare Of Doom

9/28/2006 12:15:00 AM  

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