A daily journal by the ugliest, stinkiest cat ever born.
Do yoo beleeve in miraculs? I do! Becuz Luna, the Spanish cat (wich meens she's a gato), whoze bin missing for a munth has finely been fownd!!! Pleeze take a minit to vizit her blog and give her a big welcome home! I'm so happy yer bak, Luna!!
I was born the runt of the litter, and I'm still a scrawny little runt. Altho I'm allejidly a purebred Simeze/Balineze (I have "papers"!), I used to think maybe my mom was a ho and my dad was not the same dad that my byootiful sisters had until my best innernet frend Shabby pointed me to the Wikipedia entry for Oriental Shorthairs, and I fownd the Skeezix Family, including my twin, Mighty Mite. I have crossed eyes, a crook in my tale, satellite dish ears, a very lowd voice and really screwed up splotchy coloring. In short, I'm a mess. But I'm a kyoot mess. The Food Lady pikt me insted of pikking one of my byootiful sisters becuz I was spunky and outgoing and the butt-ugliest thing she'd ever seen. I make up for these shortcomings by being extremely personable, affekshunit and funny. Every morning, I lik Mr Tasty Face's tasty face to thank him for letting me stay. And I'm lucky becuz I have a big bruther, Mao, who teeches me things like how to be a picky eeter and how to project my voice frum the bottom of the stares to wake everybody up. Mao's the best big bruther in the entire werld.
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I just read about it a little while ago and went to her blog to welcome her back. I am so very happy that she was found at last.
Wow, Luna has LOTS of friends - there are 88 posts welcoming her back! And she's so cute too! Wonder if anybody'd miss ME if I ran away??
(I wonder how long it would take to get to Luna's house, er, casa??)
Bravely --- Me and Mao and Rocky wood miss yoo, and I'm shoor all the FOSes out thare wood miss yoo, too! DON'T RUN AWAY!! Unless yoo want to go on a starvayshun diet.
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