A daily journal by the ugliest, stinkiest cat ever born.
Look hoo just wanderd in to the blogosfeer! It's Luxor, hoo looks like he cood be my green-eyed bruther! Go to his blog rite this minit, and add a link to him frum yer blogs, too! Welcome, Luxor!
I was born the runt of the litter, and I'm still a scrawny little runt. Altho I'm allejidly a purebred Simeze/Balineze (I have "papers"!), I used to think maybe my mom was a ho and my dad was not the same dad that my byootiful sisters had until my best innernet frend Shabby pointed me to the Wikipedia entry for Oriental Shorthairs, and I fownd the Skeezix Family, including my twin, Mighty Mite. I have crossed eyes, a crook in my tale, satellite dish ears, a very lowd voice and really screwed up splotchy coloring. In short, I'm a mess. But I'm a kyoot mess. The Food Lady pikt me insted of pikking one of my byootiful sisters becuz I was spunky and outgoing and the butt-ugliest thing she'd ever seen. I make up for these shortcomings by being extremely personable, affekshunit and funny. Every morning, I lik Mr Tasty Face's tasty face to thank him for letting me stay. And I'm lucky becuz I have a big bruther, Mao, who teeches me things like how to be a picky eeter and how to project my voice frum the bottom of the stares to wake everybody up. Mao's the best big bruther in the entire werld.
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5 Comments:
we bisited Luxor the ofurr day. He does look like you, and he's really nice.
thanks for turnin' us on to Luxor--we went right to his site, like you said. he's a handsome, funny, green-eyed dude. he's added to our linkies, too. you always find the niftiest bloggage!
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Yeah Skeezix! Another Oriental!!!! Pretty soon we're going to take over the Meezers for world domination.
We's gonna visit Luxor now. He does look a lot like yoo an he's got ears like yoo haf.
We visited Luxor when we saw where William said he looked like you. Unfortunately, the computer acted up and wouldn't let us leave a calling card at his site.
~J&B
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