Anuther Cat Exersize Weel
Heer's anuther cat exersize weel. Duz anybuddy owt thare have one of theeze?
A daily journal by the ugliest, stinkiest cat ever born.
posted by Skeezix at 10/10/2006 08:11:00 AM


I was born the runt of the litter, and I'm still a scrawny little runt. Altho I'm allejidly a purebred Simeze/Balineze (I have "papers"!), I used to think maybe my mom was a ho and my dad was not the same dad that my byootiful sisters had until my best innernet frend Shabby pointed me to the Wikipedia entry for Oriental Shorthairs, and I fownd the Skeezix Family, including my twin, Mighty Mite. I have crossed eyes, a crook in my tale, satellite dish ears, a very lowd voice and really screwed up splotchy coloring. In short, I'm a mess. But I'm a kyoot mess. The Food Lady pikt me insted of pikking one of my byootiful sisters becuz I was spunky and outgoing and the butt-ugliest thing she'd ever seen. I make up for these shortcomings by being extremely personable, affekshunit and funny. Every morning, I lik Mr Tasty Face's tasty face to thank him for letting me stay. And I'm lucky becuz I have a big bruther, Mao, who teeches me things like how to be a picky eeter and how to project my voice frum the bottom of the stares to wake everybody up. Mao's the best big bruther in the entire werld.





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11 Comments:
Is that how that kitty gets food?
That is crazy... All that work for one little bite? I wouldn't like that at all.
A wheel? I'd hate that!
Only mean beans wood make a kitty walk and walk and walk like that to get his treets! He shood get treets just cos he's a good cat!
Finny & Buddy
I don't have one of those! And Meowma says she isn't getting one!
This is a bad idea! What cat in his right mind wants to walk on a wheel when he could be napping?
This is a bad idea! What cat in his right mind wants to walk on a wheel when he could be napping?
We don't have one but my dad could certainly make one. I'd like to see Catzee on it. She'd go so fast that she'd go round and round too, just like the mice at Pets Mart.
We don't have a wheel but my brother Shabby sure could use one. He says he is just big furred but the truth is he's fat!
My bruddy, Pete needs one of them. He's so fat he fell off the file cabinet the other day, head first. It was hilarious.
Is that countin laps or rewardin the cat? I spin fur my treats, but this is just wrong. We's no hamsters!
If you're going to make the cat work so hard (ick - cat and work!) you should hook up a lectric generator to the wheel. Use it to shock the bean into givin more treats.
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