A daily journal by the ugliest, stinkiest cat ever born.
Happy Halloween!
I was born the runt of the litter, and I'm still a scrawny little runt. Altho I'm allejidly a purebred Simeze/Balineze (I have "papers"!), I used to think maybe my mom was a ho and my dad was not the same dad that my byootiful sisters had until my best innernet frend Shabby pointed me to the Wikipedia entry for Oriental Shorthairs, and I fownd the Skeezix Family, including my twin, Mighty Mite. I have crossed eyes, a crook in my tale, satellite dish ears, a very lowd voice and really screwed up splotchy coloring. In short, I'm a mess. But I'm a kyoot mess. The Food Lady pikt me insted of pikking one of my byootiful sisters becuz I was spunky and outgoing and the butt-ugliest thing she'd ever seen. I make up for these shortcomings by being extremely personable, affekshunit and funny. Every morning, I lik Mr Tasty Face's tasty face to thank him for letting me stay. And I'm lucky becuz I have a big bruther, Mao, who teeches me things like how to be a picky eeter and how to project my voice frum the bottom of the stares to wake everybody up. Mao's the best big bruther in the entire werld.
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That is so kewl, Skeezix, we sent e-cards to my Mimi and my Aunties and my friends!
Your costumes RAWK!
He, he. We love this, especially with the music!
Happy Halloween Skeez & Mao.
You're so festive!
Its our grand-Chip Man's birthday today so we sent him your card!
Oooh - those bats are scary! Mommakitty wanted to know which cat woman you were looking for - Ertha Kit, Julie Nuemar, Michelle Pfieffer, or Hallie Berry?
happy hal-o-weenie Skeezix!!!
Cool Skeezix :) Happy Halloweenie to you too! Yalls costooms always make my Mommy grin big, cuz it makes her fink of a riddle and it's the only riddle my Grandma can remembur efur! hehehe Have fun an be reel safe for Halloweenie!
Purrrrrrrrrrrs,
Sanjee, Boni, Mini, Pepi and Gree
Oh yeah, I's a woman cat. Does that count?
~~ Sanjee
Happy Halloween Skeezix!
With my boa collection, I think I qualify as catwoman!
Thanks for your halloween card - it is precious to us, just like you and your sibs!
Hoppy Halloween!
Yer card iz very kewl. But, Sadie is sittin' by the male box watein fur one from Rocky cuz her name wasn't on the enfelop with mine and Zippy's so she tinks she's gettin a purrsonal greetin frum da Rock man. Oh, momma jus tole her she gots a rosette frum him. She's all happy now.
Speedy the man cat
Mao's on the rite....ummmm, no Maos on the left....no, that skeezix on the left....errrr, we don't know who is who!?!?!?!
Happpyyyy Hallloweeeeeeeeeeeen Mao & SKeezy!!
We know who's who! Skeezix is the one with the big ears on the right, right?
We also think we've seen Catwoman, but blogger won't cooperate to let us post her picture on our blog. We are frustrated, and Mom is saying some of those bad words.
~J&B
You two really have the holiday spirit. And the e-card is through Care2! Mom LOVES Care2! Happy Halloween!
Hey, Skeez, fanks fur the card! It reely made our day! We noticed the can of Rocky & Mao's Vishus Deer Repelent on the card, too. That makes Catman an efun better ear-oh. Oh, an the rosettes, too! We didn know they's sumtimes hollyday teamed. Happy Howloween, bud!
LOL, thanks for the halloween card, Skeez! I got it today. (I wonder if the postman gets the joke in the address yet??) ^_^
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