A daily journal by the ugliest, stinkiest cat ever born.
I was born the runt of the litter, and I'm still a scrawny little runt. Altho I'm allejidly a purebred Simeze/Balineze (I have "papers"!), I used to think maybe my mom was a ho and my dad was not the same dad that my byootiful sisters had until my best innernet frend Shabby pointed me to the Wikipedia entry for Oriental Shorthairs, and I fownd the Skeezix Family, including my twin, Mighty Mite. I have crossed eyes, a crook in my tale, satellite dish ears, a very lowd voice and really screwed up splotchy coloring. In short, I'm a mess. But I'm a kyoot mess. The Food Lady pikt me insted of pikking one of my byootiful sisters becuz I was spunky and outgoing and the butt-ugliest thing she'd ever seen. I make up for these shortcomings by being extremely personable, affekshunit and funny. Every morning, I lik Mr Tasty Face's tasty face to thank him for letting me stay. And I'm lucky becuz I have a big bruther, Mao, who teeches me things like how to be a picky eeter and how to project my voice frum the bottom of the stares to wake everybody up. Mao's the best big bruther in the entire werld.
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21 Comments:
wow are you ever handsome in your birthday vest! you are truly a high stylin' kitty. do all the girls swoon over you???
I saw that vest on Kismet's blog, and it looks super good on you, too!
Hey, Skeezix, do you know where the vest came from? My mom said I might could get one for Christmas!
Skeez, Yoo luk vary vary hansum in yer coorduroy vest! -Rosie
Merlin -- Yoo mite want to chek with Kismet's persun to see ware she got his... mine was a berthday gift. I think the pakije sed it was frum Old Navy, but I don't know if that's rite, becuz it wasn't old, it was brand new, and I've never seen Navy guys waring pink korderoy. But then, I don't git owt much
Yuki and Kimiko -- I've never akshully met a gerl cat, so if they swoon over me, they do it frum afar. I did git kissed by Sanjee at my berthday party. It was a littul imberrussing becuz I got flusterd and wet my pants.
verree kyoot!
Hey, you look *great in that vest, Skeezix! Very cool and suave!
Skeezix, you look very handsome in your jacket.
You know what we did today? We started reading all your old posts on your blog. And it was great fun. We really enjoyed it. There is still a couple of months we have to read, but we wondered how it was going with you poop problem?
Looks great, Skeez! We should go campin' together. I'll bring the nip to roll into cigarettes, and you can bring the snacks.
o, what a purrrty vest. u do looks furry han-some. u gots tha bestest presents efur.
Nice togs!
yur the coolest dude we know!
You look very cool in your coat.
It's defynately you, Skeezix! I know, cuz now efurry time my Mommy sees somefing pink, she says "Skeezix!" Sumday your name is gonna be in the dikshunary as meanin pink.
Purrrrrrs,
Sanjee
You look so cool in your vest! I couldn't stand my hat so I don't think I would like clothes very much.
Love it Skeezix! I wonder if my Emma would go for something like that!?
Oh that's a furry nice vest you have Skeezix!
I can't get over how COOL you look in your new vest, and I can certainly see why you chose pink as your color. You look great!
My Dad won't let me have a jacket. He says since I never go out, why do I need one. He doesn't understand that I need one to look COOL!
George
Skeezix ... One word: HOT!
DaisyMae Maus
Now that is one coooool looking vest!
Looking good Sheezix!
Purrs - The Kitty Cats Corner cats
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