Blogger's Hozed & Fall is in the Air
Ferst of all, Blogger has bin vary vexing this weekend. It's impossibul to uplode fotos and publishing has bin skrewed mest up so that posts are being dooplikayted and they don't exist in the list of posts so that yoo can deleet 'em. So I've bin yelling at the compyooter a lot, and last nite, win nobuddy was arownd, I even sed one of the werds on my bad werd list, but don't tell the Food Lady.
Anyway, that's a long way of saying that this is offishully the 500th post! After I'm thru riting this, I'll chek owt the entreez to see hoo the lukky winner is!
Anyway, sinse the Mizzerey Meowers (Nels, Ed, Xing and Nitro) reesintly posted fotos of the pritty trees arownd thare howse, I thot I wood do the same. I saw this tree yesterday on owr strole. At ferst, I thot that sum hoolyguns had come thru the nayberhood and paynted the trees red, but then I fownd owt that this happens evry Awtum, but it duzn't happen to all the trees, just the speshul ones. And after they tern red, all the leeves fall off, wich meens that Mr Tinydik gits to use his ginormous leef-blower at 7am on Saterday mornings like he likes to do. This cuts into the Food Lady's "ketching up on her sleep" time, and she calls the leef blower a reely reely bad name. I think it's okay for her to use bad werds in sichyooayshuns like this becuz:
So she can't be held accowntubul for what she says. She was happy that this morning she got an extra howr of sleep. (She still has a lot of rinkles, tho.)
Anyway, that's a long way of saying that this is offishully the 500th post! After I'm thru riting this, I'll chek owt the entreez to see hoo the lukky winner is!
Anyway, sinse the Mizzerey Meowers (Nels, Ed, Xing and Nitro) reesintly posted fotos of the pritty trees arownd thare howse, I thot I wood do the same. I saw this tree yesterday on owr strole. At ferst, I thot that sum hoolyguns had come thru the nayberhood and paynted the trees red, but then I fownd owt that this happens evry Awtum, but it duzn't happen to all the trees, just the speshul ones. And after they tern red, all the leeves fall off, wich meens that Mr Tinydik gits to use his ginormous leef-blower at 7am on Saterday mornings like he likes to do. This cuts into the Food Lady's "ketching up on her sleep" time, and she calls the leef blower a reely reely bad name. I think it's okay for her to use bad werds in sichyooayshuns like this becuz:- She izn't reely all the way awake
- She's not a morning persun
- She hazn't had her coffeey yet
- All week she looks forwerd to sleeping past 6:30 am on Saterday
- Win she misses owt on her byooty sleep, she wakes up with more rinkles than one of thoze Sharpey dawgs.
So she can't be held accowntubul for what she says. She was happy that this morning she got an extra howr of sleep. (She still has a lot of rinkles, tho.)
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jeepers! blogger sure is touchy these days!
ennyway, we wanted to ask if you thought you oughta keep on mentionin' rinkles when it's the food lady you're talkin' about . . . yeah, that's what we thought.
we din't know there was pretty trees like that one in california. guess bein' on the edge of a squillion-tree forest helps, huh? an' bein' more norther than L.A.? thanks for showin' us! now we's smarter than we was before!!
Skeezix,
Congratulations on your 500th post! That's a lot of writing for a little guy like you. And be kind to your food lady since some ladies get a little sensitive about their appearance. Our Mom says she doesn't have wrinkles. She calls them lines, but we probably just said too much ourselves.
~J&B
I think Mr.Tinkydick owns a landscaping business on our street. They like to wake the Lap Lady up early on her sleep in mornings and she does the same thing your Food Lady does. It makes her really unpleasant...
Congrats on 500! Its amazing its only been about 2 months since I won your 400th post contest.
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