Cat Pile....
I'm not shoor I shood be watching this...... even tho I've had that thing done to my goodie sak, it givs me urges.
A daily journal by the ugliest, stinkiest cat ever born.
posted by Skeezix at 10/05/2006 12:04:00 AM


I was born the runt of the litter, and I'm still a scrawny little runt. Altho I'm allejidly a purebred Simeze/Balineze (I have "papers"!), I used to think maybe my mom was a ho and my dad was not the same dad that my byootiful sisters had until my best innernet frend Shabby pointed me to the Wikipedia entry for Oriental Shorthairs, and I fownd the Skeezix Family, including my twin, Mighty Mite. I have crossed eyes, a crook in my tale, satellite dish ears, a very lowd voice and really screwed up splotchy coloring. In short, I'm a mess. But I'm a kyoot mess. The Food Lady pikt me insted of pikking one of my byootiful sisters becuz I was spunky and outgoing and the butt-ugliest thing she'd ever seen. I make up for these shortcomings by being extremely personable, affekshunit and funny. Every morning, I lik Mr Tasty Face's tasty face to thank him for letting me stay. And I'm lucky becuz I have a big bruther, Mao, who teeches me things like how to be a picky eeter and how to project my voice frum the bottom of the stares to wake everybody up. Mao's the best big bruther in the entire werld.





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8 Comments:
That is almost boardering on kitty porn ...
hehehe Yall gots naughty minds. (Well ok, so do we's hehehe) I guess it's ok tho. Mommy didn't cover our eyes.
Whoa, what the heck was that cat doing?? They must have been sitting on a pile of nip...
My mom had to cover my eyes a little...
holy smokes! if any of us are that close, it's acause we're whippin' the tar outta each other!!
Are those...Bengals? Meowmy wanted to get me a bengal friend but ended up with Kaze instead. Somehow they look like more fun.
What kind of urges?
Signed, Innocent Lux
Eh, been there done that. I had a litter of kitties afore I came to momma. I's furry worldly, but I likes bein' fixed and gettin' ta eet without hafin' to catch it myownself.
Sadie
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