A daily journal by the ugliest, stinkiest cat ever born.
I was born the runt of the litter, and I'm still a scrawny little runt. Altho I'm allejidly a purebred Simeze/Balineze (I have "papers"!), I used to think maybe my mom was a ho and my dad was not the same dad that my byootiful sisters had until my best innernet frend Shabby pointed me to the Wikipedia entry for Oriental Shorthairs, and I fownd the Skeezix Family, including my twin, Mighty Mite. I have crossed eyes, a crook in my tale, satellite dish ears, a very lowd voice and really screwed up splotchy coloring. In short, I'm a mess. But I'm a kyoot mess. The Food Lady pikt me insted of pikking one of my byootiful sisters becuz I was spunky and outgoing and the butt-ugliest thing she'd ever seen. I make up for these shortcomings by being extremely personable, affekshunit and funny. Every morning, I lik Mr Tasty Face's tasty face to thank him for letting me stay. And I'm lucky becuz I have a big bruther, Mao, who teeches me things like how to be a picky eeter and how to project my voice frum the bottom of the stares to wake everybody up. Mao's the best big bruther in the entire werld.
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7 Comments:
Skeezix, I really like it! You look furry handsome.
Oh, very nice jacket. You do look veru sporty. Now we just want to see a picture of you and Mr. TF both wearing your jackets.
Wowza! I really like it! You look so handsome in it! Where does your momma get you wardrobe from?
Skeezix,
we think you are so handsome, not ugly, stinky? well we can't smell you from here....can someone tell me, watz stinky goodness?
luv,
miss honey p.
Honey -- Stinky goodness = canned cat food. If yoo can beleeve this, thare are sum cats hoo arnt givin stinky goodness!
you look like quite a stud in that!
Skeezix, you might have to rethink the opening on your blog where you declare that you are the ugliest, stinkiest kitten ever born. Or maybe you're like the ugly duckling who grew up to be a graceful beautiful swan. You really are quite handsome-and that jacket accentuates your manliness.
~Bathsheba
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