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This is probly my very ferst baby foto win I cood praktikly fit in Mr TF's hand. This is a nek pillow that I'm on. Thare's Fancy Feest on my noze (like thare is in evry pikchur taken of me for the ferst yeer of my life.)
I was born the runt of the litter, and I'm still a scrawny little runt. Altho I'm allejidly a purebred Simeze/Balineze (I have "papers"!), I used to think maybe my mom was a ho and my dad was not the same dad that my byootiful sisters had until my best innernet frend Shabby pointed me to the Wikipedia entry for Oriental Shorthairs, and I fownd the Skeezix Family, including my twin, Mighty Mite. I have crossed eyes, a crook in my tale, satellite dish ears, a very lowd voice and really screwed up splotchy coloring. In short, I'm a mess. But I'm a kyoot mess. The Food Lady pikt me insted of pikking one of my byootiful sisters becuz I was spunky and outgoing and the butt-ugliest thing she'd ever seen. I make up for these shortcomings by being extremely personable, affekshunit and funny. Every morning, I lik Mr Tasty Face's tasty face to thank him for letting me stay. And I'm lucky becuz I have a big bruther, Mao, who teeches me things like how to be a picky eeter and how to project my voice frum the bottom of the stares to wake everybody up. Mao's the best big bruther in the entire werld.
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16 Comments:
Oh my, this is most deluctabule, sweet, happielooking, funny, cute picktur we have evur seen of yoo.....no this is the mostdeluctabule, sweet, happielooking, funny, cute pickturs we've evur seen!!!
o, Skeezix, u was such a cute lil fang. u must haf been bouts my age in tha pict-ur -- jus a few months old. u seems ta haf fancy feast on yours face a lots, don't cha.
ok, nows i gotta ree-ports back to tha blogosphere fer Frootbat Friday. fanks a lots.
Oh, my mommy wants to start hugging on you again, Skeezix - be glad you're not here (she'd be kissing on you & stuff)!
Awww, you were such an adorable baby frootbat! That game is lots of fun, I made a really big frootbat, she must be able to fly for sure!
yup; you was a cutie-pie, all right! and don't worry about the food on the nose thing; you was just too little to know about stuff like washin' up. or did maobert do that for you? yeah, THAT's it--it was his job to look out for you, and he missed a spot! it wasn't your fault at all! ;-)
Skeezix, you were soooo cute! And so tiny! Who'd have thought you would grow into such an accomplished cat, with movies and contests and everything!
Skeezix, you were the cutest little frootbat ever. And the perpertual fancy feast on the nose just makes you even more adorable.
You are absolutely adorable then and now.
You were certainly tiny--except for you ears.
Aw...what a cute little baby you were ...and the ears just add to the charm...
Oh you was a furry cute baby, Skeezix. You musta liked your fancy feast lots and lots since you hadded it on your noze all the time.
Purrrrrrrrs,
Sanjee
yur such a cute little guy! is that a FOM Furree that yur on? we has a bunch of Mogus an also a bunch of FOMs. one of the FOMs is a furree, but it's black wif lepperd print. aren't they just the comfiest things EFFUR? you must not be the destructif type, like my sisfur Midnight
Cocoa
[chuckling] I have to admit, Skeezix, you look pretty cute.
Aw Rascal, he is furry cute!
How sweet!
our mommy says that frootbat fridays are her favorite day of the week! she thinks you're the cutest little frootbat!
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