A daily journal by the ugliest, stinkiest cat ever born.
This is my all-time faverit sleeping pozishun, sleeping in my heeted cat cup in the sun, with my chin on the edje. Yoo can see a lot of my pink parts in this foto.
I was born the runt of the litter, and I'm still a scrawny little runt. Altho I'm allejidly a purebred Simeze/Balineze (I have "papers"!), I used to think maybe my mom was a ho and my dad was not the same dad that my byootiful sisters had until my best innernet frend Shabby pointed me to the Wikipedia entry for Oriental Shorthairs, and I fownd the Skeezix Family, including my twin, Mighty Mite. I have crossed eyes, a crook in my tale, satellite dish ears, a very lowd voice and really screwed up splotchy coloring. In short, I'm a mess. But I'm a kyoot mess. The Food Lady pikt me insted of pikking one of my byootiful sisters becuz I was spunky and outgoing and the butt-ugliest thing she'd ever seen. I make up for these shortcomings by being extremely personable, affekshunit and funny. Every morning, I lik Mr Tasty Face's tasty face to thank him for letting me stay. And I'm lucky becuz I have a big bruther, Mao, who teeches me things like how to be a picky eeter and how to project my voice frum the bottom of the stares to wake everybody up. Mao's the best big bruther in the entire werld.
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15 Comments:
Skeezix, you are so cute! If you weren't a boy cat, I might even get "urjes." Nice photo!
Yer ears are as big as yer lil face. So cute!!!
Oh, you look very happy here, Skeezix.
That am purrty cute Skeez!!
Mom says you're adorable as always.
Hey, we saw that you're now in the TOP 10 of cat sites! Woohoo! Congratulations! We think your site is the greatest.
~J&B
What a great picture! Don't your ears get cold on the edge? The Lap Lady just wants to kiss the top of your head and smooshle your ears so you purr.
That is a great picture, Skeezix. You look really comfy. I'm gonna try that sleepin' position later.
Sheezix - you are so handsome... too bad you are too young for us!
Ha, ha. Skeez, you are just so cute. I just cannot help but smile when I see these frootbat pictures of you.
Skeezix, your pikshur just maded our mommy's day. she finks you are so cute!
Oh you do have great frootbat ears!
Lux...LOL! Skeezix, I'm speechless! You are just too cute for words! I think I may have to frame a copy of this! Hehee!
Oh my gosh Skeezix!!! You look so cute! My Meowm is saying "oohh"" and "aahh"" and she has this big silly grin on her face!
Oh Skeezit - you are one fabulous frootbat!
you look so smiley cute and cozy!
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