How I Spended my Saterday
Blogger was hozed most of the day on Saterday. That suks, I know. I also know I'm not supost to say "suks," but I think in this case it's warrunted becuz I am so frustrated with how bad Blogger suks. I'm also frustrated that Google is buying youtube.com, wich meens the end of good videeyos on youtube. Youtube's bin bot by "the Man." That makes me sad becuz for a wile thare, I thot I was starting a promising filmmaking career.
Sum big ginormous dogs came in owr yard this afternoon. They wint owt in the bak by the rektangul lake. The Food Lady and Mr Tasty Face ran owt to git them so they woodn't hert the cats hoo were owtside, like that stray psyko cat, Trip, and Rocky the Gutter Cat. The animul kontrol peeple won't come to git the dawgs bekuz they aren't vishus. The Food Lady and Mr Tasty Face coodn't ketch them. They got a fone number of maybe an owner frum the rabeez peeple, but thare was no anser on the fone. I got to smell the dog smell on thare hands. It smelld intristing.
Win they were trying to figyur owt how to ketch the dogs and find thare peeple, they had to talk to Mrs Tinydik, who they'd never talked to before. For thoze of yoo hoo don't know hoo Mr Tinydik is, he's owr naybur hoo livs in the jiant howse that tries to looks like Tara, and he has a red Furrari and 2 (yes, two) Humvees. I didn't heer the conversayshun Mr Tasty Face had with Mrs. Tinydik, but afterward, Mr TF and the Food Lady were making banjo sownds like that song frum Deliveranse, and sed Mrs Tinydik looked and sownded like a meth momma hoo moved on up frum a singlewide. Mr TF sed she was a peese of werk. I don't know qwite whut all that meens, I'm just repeeting whut I herd.
We also wint on a strole tonite. We wint a long ways and Trip followd us the hole way like he does. It was nice. The stroler is espeshully comfterbul now becuz Kaze and Latte's mom made me a cooshun for stroler and it's vary soft and very PINK. I'm vary disappointed that the Food Lady still has not fully pimped owt my stroler for me, tho. She sez maybe tomorrow.
Anyway, a lot of yoo have asked me for a pikchur of the Food Lady. Heer she is - with that stray cat Tripper - and she's waring my vary faverit shooze.
Sum big ginormous dogs came in owr yard this afternoon. They wint owt in the bak by the rektangul lake. The Food Lady and Mr Tasty Face ran owt to git them so they woodn't hert the cats hoo were owtside, like that stray psyko cat, Trip, and Rocky the Gutter Cat. The animul kontrol peeple won't come to git the dawgs bekuz they aren't vishus. The Food Lady and Mr Tasty Face coodn't ketch them. They got a fone number of maybe an owner frum the rabeez peeple, but thare was no anser on the fone. I got to smell the dog smell on thare hands. It smelld intristing.
Win they were trying to figyur owt how to ketch the dogs and find thare peeple, they had to talk to Mrs Tinydik, who they'd never talked to before. For thoze of yoo hoo don't know hoo Mr Tinydik is, he's owr naybur hoo livs in the jiant howse that tries to looks like Tara, and he has a red Furrari and 2 (yes, two) Humvees. I didn't heer the conversayshun Mr Tasty Face had with Mrs. Tinydik, but afterward, Mr TF and the Food Lady were making banjo sownds like that song frum Deliveranse, and sed Mrs Tinydik looked and sownded like a meth momma hoo moved on up frum a singlewide. Mr TF sed she was a peese of werk. I don't know qwite whut all that meens, I'm just repeeting whut I herd.
We also wint on a strole tonite. We wint a long ways and Trip followd us the hole way like he does. It was nice. The stroler is espeshully comfterbul now becuz Kaze and Latte's mom made me a cooshun for stroler and it's vary soft and very PINK. I'm vary disappointed that the Food Lady still has not fully pimped owt my stroler for me, tho. She sez maybe tomorrow.
Anyway, a lot of yoo have asked me for a pikchur of the Food Lady. Heer she is - with that stray cat Tripper - and she's waring my vary faverit shooze.
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The Lady is laughing so hard at your description of Mr & Mrs Tinydik she thinks she is gonna pee in her pants... You are very observant, and very sly she says.
Wow ... My mom has those shoes, too. Hers are blue and called Crocs and they've got little green frogs and purple flowers on 'em. Cocoa Puff likes to pee on them, but mom just hoses 'em off. She says that they're comfy and that the pee doesn't stick. From your photo, I can see that your mom is very nice.
DaisyMae Maus
what brave beans you have, to go out and try to collar the stray k9s. they do a good job of lookin' after the outside puddies!
we love seeing your take on stuff that's outside your world view. like millie says, you are a sly rascal--and those marvelous ears sure come in handy for hearing things;-) thank you for being a good reporter!
We read about your neighbor on your site last night with Mom when blogger was down. It sure made Mom laugh; she did a doubletake on his name. Today we searched your blog for other references to him since he was new to us. We have neighbors like him, though. Now that the leaves are starting to come down, he will be spending all his weekends in the yard using his fancy big and loud chipper/shredder.
My ladee snorted win she red abowt mr tinkydik. She sayd he must hav wun if he needz to ohn 2 hummmurs and a furrahri. I dont noe whut she mint but I alwayz like it win she laffs and is happee. She also thinks your ladee and Mr. Tastee Face are hillaireeus an veree braave.
Horruble...we cannot believe thare are dawgs roaming arownd Rocky's fowntain of watur. Not onlie do yoo have to watch out fur vishus deer and Crazy Mr. Tinydik but now yoo have to watch owt fur dawgs.
On a side note, tell mr TF that we dont think Ms. Tinydik is related to owr ladys boyfrend, Mr. Werk. We will ask owr lady to ask Mr. Werk to verafy this.
hey! Mr. Tinydik's cuzzin lives 'cross the street frum us! he only gots 1 Hummer, but he gots a big garage fulla offur stuff an his pool has a waterfall comin' frum the jack-oozie. effury year he hires a crew of workers ta come an deck-er-ate his house fur holly-days. they wuz just there this weekend doin' Halloween.
The Lap Lady is laughing so hard at work people are going to think she's crazy! She's laughing so hard about Mr. Tinydik and his "compensation"- whatever that is. You had a crazy weekend!
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