Jack's "Vishus Deer of the North Pamflet"

I'm thrilld to annownse that my deer frend (no pun intended) Jack (of all shades and shadows) has published an ixtreemley informutiv pamflet, "Vishus Deer of the North - an Educational Pamphlet*." It was a tremendus undertaking. He's done ixtensiv reeserch and shood probly git a PhD in Vishus Deerology. Thare's lots of skarey fotos, too. I neerly wet my pants, but stood firm and tride to be brave becuz, as Jack points owt, edjookayshun is key to combatting the vishus deer thret.

This comes after Daisy Mae Mouse's extreemley informutiv post of Oktober 13th, ware she posted informayshun abowt the vishus deer of the south!

I hereby appoint Jack the Prezident of the FOS Canadian Chapter. Thank yoo for all of yer hard werk and reeserch, Jack! I saloot yoo!

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* Don't ask me why he spelld pamflet with two "p"s --- it mite be a Canadian thing.

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Jack's "Vishus Deer of the North Pamflet"

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