A daily journal by the ugliest, stinkiest cat ever born.
My best frend Kalin just got a stroler, and heer is a pikchur of the inogyurul ride. (As yoo can see, Kalin's lady is very pritty, and she is drest reel nice in a PINK shert!) Kalin got to go to a place ware she saw DUKS!!! Altho yoo can't reely see her in thare, Kalin is inside the stroler with a big smile on her face!
I was born the runt of the litter, and I'm still a scrawny little runt. Altho I'm allejidly a purebred Simeze/Balineze (I have "papers"!), I used to think maybe my mom was a ho and my dad was not the same dad that my byootiful sisters had until my best innernet frend Shabby pointed me to the Wikipedia entry for Oriental Shorthairs, and I fownd the Skeezix Family, including my twin, Mighty Mite. I have crossed eyes, a crook in my tale, satellite dish ears, a very lowd voice and really screwed up splotchy coloring. In short, I'm a mess. But I'm a kyoot mess. The Food Lady pikt me insted of pikking one of my byootiful sisters becuz I was spunky and outgoing and the butt-ugliest thing she'd ever seen. I make up for these shortcomings by being extremely personable, affekshunit and funny. Every morning, I lik Mr Tasty Face's tasty face to thank him for letting me stay. And I'm lucky becuz I have a big bruther, Mao, who teeches me things like how to be a picky eeter and how to project my voice frum the bottom of the stares to wake everybody up. Mao's the best big bruther in the entire werld.
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7 Comments:
That is so really kewl. I would like to have one of those, cuz I've never been outside since I came to live with my Mom and Dad.
That's a great stroller! We haven't been strolling much because its really chilly outside.
Hi, Skeez! Didya miss me? Mom's been enjoyin fallin in colors in mini sodas or sumfin fur werk. She's FINALLY back an helpin me blog. She tooked the green suitcase AND a small black one. Mostly, she took the laptop puter, but not me.
Kalin- that's sooo cul. Howd yoo get yer lady to get yoo that? any advice?
Kalin's very lucky! I've been after Mom & Dad ever since I saw your Pink Panther video, Skeezix, but they're holding out on me ... so far.
Do yoo think Kalin will tell us all abowt what the ducks luk were like?
Oh what a cool stroller. Momma liked your video so much that she is thinking maybe sometime we all will get a stroller.
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