Last Nite's Strole
We wint for a strole last nite, and it was GRATE! We wint a long ways, over to the park with all the green grass as far as the eye can see. The Food Lady and Mr TF pland it so that they snuk off win Trip the psyko stray cat wasn't looking so that they didn't have to werry abowt him gitting mode down by a big car wile he wuz following us.
The ferst part of the strole wuzn't so grate becuz Mr Tinydik's big stoopid ole' Rottenwiler dawg
startid barking the minit he saw us, and that scared me a littul bit. (This is a pikchur of Mr Tinydik's howse, but I don't have a pikchur of the Rottenwiler.) Akshully, that big dawg scared me kind of a lot, so I stade neer the bak of the stroler until that big monster dawg stopt barking. Then I began to injoy myself. For a wile we were walking by a man hoo was walking his dawg, but the Food Lady sed it was an afgan, wich is a sissy dawg, and not one I have to werry abowt. She was rite. The dawg didn't even look at me. So I gess afgan dawgs are all rite.
Win we klimd up the hill and got bak into owr nayberhood, the Food Lady stopt abowt 7 howses away frum owr howse. That was ok with me becuz it was a nise strole and I didn't wunt it to end. The reezin she stopt wuz becuz my big bruther Mao was sitting in the driveway of a naybur's howse (a lot farther away frum home than he's supost to be), and he wuz wating for us to come bak. Win I saw him, I started saying hey to him in my littul sqweeekey voice. He sed hey bak. So Mr TF wint and pikt him up and they PUT HIM IN THE STROLER WITH ME! I think they sed they didn't wunt him to run owt into the street if Mr Tinydik's Rottenwiler barkt at us. And Mao didn't yowl his hed off win he wuz in the stroler, wich is amazing becuz he always yowls his hed off abowt anything at all. And the two of us fit good in the stroler becuz it's a spayshus stroler. The only thing I didn't like wuz that he wunted to ride in the frunt seet and look owt the frunt window, and that's not fare becuz it's MY stroler, and I git to sit in the frunt. By the time we got dun argyooing, we were home anyway.
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The ferst part of the strole wuzn't so grate becuz Mr Tinydik's big stoopid ole' Rottenwiler dawg
startid barking the minit he saw us, and that scared me a littul bit. (This is a pikchur of Mr Tinydik's howse, but I don't have a pikchur of the Rottenwiler.) Akshully, that big dawg scared me kind of a lot, so I stade neer the bak of the stroler until that big monster dawg stopt barking. Then I began to injoy myself. For a wile we were walking by a man hoo was walking his dawg, but the Food Lady sed it was an afgan, wich is a sissy dawg, and not one I have to werry abowt. She was rite. The dawg didn't even look at me. So I gess afgan dawgs are all rite.Win we klimd up the hill and got bak into owr nayberhood, the Food Lady stopt abowt 7 howses away frum owr howse. That was ok with me becuz it was a nise strole and I didn't wunt it to end. The reezin she stopt wuz becuz my big bruther Mao was sitting in the driveway of a naybur's howse (a lot farther away frum home than he's supost to be), and he wuz wating for us to come bak. Win I saw him, I started saying hey to him in my littul sqweeekey voice. He sed hey bak. So Mr TF wint and pikt him up and they PUT HIM IN THE STROLER WITH ME! I think they sed they didn't wunt him to run owt into the street if Mr Tinydik's Rottenwiler barkt at us. And Mao didn't yowl his hed off win he wuz in the stroler, wich is amazing becuz he always yowls his hed off abowt anything at all. And the two of us fit good in the stroler becuz it's a spayshus stroler. The only thing I didn't like wuz that he wunted to ride in the frunt seet and look owt the frunt window, and that's not fare becuz it's MY stroler, and I git to sit in the frunt. By the time we got dun argyooing, we were home anyway.
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That sounds like a really fun trip, Skeezix. Maybe I'll join you sometime ... virtually, of course. I'm trying to master astral projection, but I've not been totally successful yet. It seems that most of me gets where I wanna be, but I tend to arrive without my ears or tail. The only thing stoppin' me is the thought of a nasty rottweiler. I don't like 'em.
DaisyMae Maus
wow. mr tinydik has a big howse!
sounds like a fun trip.
that must be a poplur style fur houses cause we gots one that looks just like that a few blocks frum us. we're kinda confused 'bout the afgan though - we thought those wuz blankets.
did Mao get in trubble? we though he wuz grounded alreddy.
Sounds like you had a good stroll! And you know what, I think Mr. Tinydik must have some Tinydik relatives living in our neighborhood... ginormous cars (not Hummers, thank goodness) and a ginormous house with Halloween decorations and Christmas lights. Go figure. Oh, but no Rottenwiler ... only a Dachshund.
Your friend,
'Kaika
^..^
Sounds like you had a great time. I'm sure Trip missed the walk, but we don't want him to be hit by a car either. I think Mao also wants a stoller.
ooooo, d'ya think they make twin strollers like they do for twin beans? betcha mao'd like that!! an' you could both have front-seat privileges, no waiting, no sharing (a featire SO attractive to cats;-)
sounds like you had a great time. there aren't any sidewalks where we live, only the road, so it's more dangerous to stroll here for beans & cats. an' there's plenty of d*gs in our neighborhood who wouldn't be stopped by a stroller's mesh; or a good whop upside the head with a brick, for that matter. so we'll continue to live vicatiously through you!! thanks for sharing!
That sounds like a really fun "strole!" (Although that rottenwiler sounds way scary - some new repelunt might be in order?)
Mao needs to have a little more respect since it is YOUR stroler!
The fud lady and mr tf are so creative to find a way to ditch trip. And it was vary nice of yoo to share yer strollur with mao...but that's vary rude. Mr. Tinydiks "tara style howse" luks "ovur the top" according to owr lady.
wow skeezix ...
dat wuz sum pikshur uv mr. tinydik'z howse. he and da missus must be billyunairz.
JeterHarris- I bet thay are kinda like thowse billionaire frum that old sitcom, the beverly hillbilies!!
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