A daily journal by the ugliest, stinkiest cat ever born.
I was born the runt of the litter, and I'm still a scrawny little runt. Altho I'm allejidly a purebred Simeze/Balineze (I have "papers"!), I used to think maybe my mom was a ho and my dad was not the same dad that my byootiful sisters had until my best innernet frend Shabby pointed me to the Wikipedia entry for Oriental Shorthairs, and I fownd the Skeezix Family, including my twin, Mighty Mite. I have crossed eyes, a crook in my tale, satellite dish ears, a very lowd voice and really screwed up splotchy coloring. In short, I'm a mess. But I'm a kyoot mess. The Food Lady pikt me insted of pikking one of my byootiful sisters becuz I was spunky and outgoing and the butt-ugliest thing she'd ever seen. I make up for these shortcomings by being extremely personable, affekshunit and funny. Every morning, I lik Mr Tasty Face's tasty face to thank him for letting me stay. And I'm lucky becuz I have a big bruther, Mao, who teeches me things like how to be a picky eeter and how to project my voice frum the bottom of the stares to wake everybody up. Mao's the best big bruther in the entire werld.
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Oh, wow.!!!! Thanks for the card you sented to our Momma. She jist loves it. She had our Dadddy read it and he shook his head???? I don't think he understood it. Anyway, it made Momma's day and that was furry nice.
What a great nurse you make. Maybe you can come and give Momma some nurse help.
Patches
I think Mrs. B needs a wheel like that.
I wonder what makes those cats want to *do that?
Hi Skeezix, it's nice of you to think of how you can help Maobert get more exercise. You're a good little brother.
BTW, have you seen these Skippyjon books? - http://www.amazon.com/Skippyjon-Jones-Judy-Schachner/dp/0525471340/sr=1-3/qid=1160275247/ref=sr_1_3/104-0627091-8501500?ie=UTF8&s=books
He's a siamese kitty with froot bat ears who's almost as cute as you.
A Fan In Northern Virginia
I think Catzee could use one of these. Work off the extra energy.
I fink Rascal could use one of these. Work off the extra poundage. Hee hee.
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