A daily journal by the ugliest, stinkiest cat ever born.
Hey, evrybuddy! My best frend Mattingly is bak blogging after a highaytus, doo to his lady having to do a desertayshun thing. So drop by his blog, welcome him and Harlie bak into the blogging fold. Glad to have yoo bak, Bud!!!!! We reeeely reeeely mist yoo!
I was born the runt of the litter, and I'm still a scrawny little runt. Altho I'm allejidly a purebred Simeze/Balineze (I have "papers"!), I used to think maybe my mom was a ho and my dad was not the same dad that my byootiful sisters had until my best innernet frend Shabby pointed me to the Wikipedia entry for Oriental Shorthairs, and I fownd the Skeezix Family, including my twin, Mighty Mite. I have crossed eyes, a crook in my tale, satellite dish ears, a very lowd voice and really screwed up splotchy coloring. In short, I'm a mess. But I'm a kyoot mess. The Food Lady pikt me insted of pikking one of my byootiful sisters becuz I was spunky and outgoing and the butt-ugliest thing she'd ever seen. I make up for these shortcomings by being extremely personable, affekshunit and funny. Every morning, I lik Mr Tasty Face's tasty face to thank him for letting me stay. And I'm lucky becuz I have a big bruther, Mao, who teeches me things like how to be a picky eeter and how to project my voice frum the bottom of the stares to wake everybody up. Mao's the best big bruther in the entire werld.
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2 Comments:
Wow Skeezix! Thanks for the feature on your blog! It makes me feel really really special. I asked Mom if the dissertayshun was like a big dessert and she said when it's finished she is going to eat a big dessert and probably drink some stuff that kitties shouldn't drink. So I think you're right!
mom sez: good lord! is he a contortionist, or is there another kitty lying on the other side????
we don't care--we're visitin' and blogrollin' him right now!!
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