My poor frend, Babe

My poor frend babe, hoo is my gramma's cat, is having a hard time. This weekend, the Food Lady notist that he'd lost a lot of wate, and Mr Tasty Face notist that his chin seemd swollin, so they told my Gramma, and they gave him sum of Rocky's good drugs so he woodn't be in pane, and Gramma took him to Bullevard Pet Hospitul. He had to have two teeths remoovd, and his jaw was infektid, and now he has this gross thing on his lip and he can't eet or take his medisins, so Gramma had to take him bak to Bullevard Pet Hospitul until he gits that monster kontrapshun on his chin remooved on Thurzday.We used to call him Babe the Blob, but now he's not too blobby anymore, so we just call him Babe. He's a formerly ferul cat. I like Babe. He's a cool cat. Mao hates his guts. Git well qwik, Babe!

BABE UPDATE!!!
After spending a cuppul of dayz at Bullevard Pet Hospital, Babe is bak with Gramma. The Food Lady got a delivery of Wysong Daily Dreem Treets today, so she took sum to Babe becuz he reely luvs them, and he ate a bunch, wich made evrywun happy. And then he had a bunch of Dreem Treets crums on his chin, wich lookt kinda gross. But at leest he can eet and become a blob agin.

My poor frend, Babe

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