A daily journal by the ugliest, stinkiest cat ever born.
Well, as yoo all know, me and my big bruther Mao are going as Batman and Robin for Halloween. Mao's mad becuz he thot he wuz gitting a "Catman" costoom, and the Batman soot is still too baggy for him and it makes him look fat (well, he is gitting a littul chunky). So, we thot we'd git Rocky to be the Pengwin, but he's gitting all sqwerly on us and sez that pengwins don't live in the gutter so he duzn't wunna be wun. So, 
I was born the runt of the litter, and I'm still a scrawny little runt. Altho I'm allejidly a purebred Simeze/Balineze (I have "papers"!), I used to think maybe my mom was a ho and my dad was not the same dad that my byootiful sisters had until my best innernet frend Shabby pointed me to the Wikipedia entry for Oriental Shorthairs, and I fownd the Skeezix Family, including my twin, Mighty Mite. I have crossed eyes, a crook in my tale, satellite dish ears, a very lowd voice and really screwed up splotchy coloring. In short, I'm a mess. But I'm a kyoot mess. The Food Lady pikt me insted of pikking one of my byootiful sisters becuz I was spunky and outgoing and the butt-ugliest thing she'd ever seen. I make up for these shortcomings by being extremely personable, affekshunit and funny. Every morning, I lik Mr Tasty Face's tasty face to thank him for letting me stay. And I'm lucky becuz I have a big bruther, Mao, who teeches me things like how to be a picky eeter and how to project my voice frum the bottom of the stares to wake everybody up. Mao's the best big bruther in the entire werld.
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9 Comments:
No way, that't the culest costuum evur! Is it just us or do yoo have the same type of pengwin costuum on when yer annowncing the winnurs of the costuum contest?
I think mine's the same, ixsept I mine duzn't have a kool beek and the feets!
I hope Trip agrees, I think he fits perfectly into your theme! That is a really great costume.
too cool for school! if that doesn't convince trip, nothing will. an' we thinks rocky should be "the joker"!;-)
Good luck Skeezix! If I lived closer to you I would totally volunteer to be the Penguin. But Mom says Memphis is not close to Caleefornya.
Oh I think you all will have the coolest set of costumes! You really are a fashion hound Skeezix!
I think that would be a GREAT costume!
If that isn't the most adorable penguin suit ever! I don't know who the cat is, but he sure is a cutie in that suit.
That's a GREAT costume!
DaisyMae Maus
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