A daily journal by the ugliest, stinkiest cat ever born.
Heer's a pikchur of me, looking thru the big window in the living room into the bak yard, ware Rocky is sitting after having a big drink frum the big rektangul lake. He is looking admiringly at my blak lether biker jakkit. He sez I've got a ways to go before I can be konsiderd a "bad boy," but he's happy to giv me lessuns.
I was born the runt of the litter, and I'm still a scrawny little runt. Altho I'm allejidly a purebred Simeze/Balineze (I have "papers"!), I used to think maybe my mom was a ho and my dad was not the same dad that my byootiful sisters had until my best innernet frend Shabby pointed me to the Wikipedia entry for Oriental Shorthairs, and I fownd the Skeezix Family, including my twin, Mighty Mite. I have crossed eyes, a crook in my tale, satellite dish ears, a very lowd voice and really screwed up splotchy coloring. In short, I'm a mess. But I'm a kyoot mess. The Food Lady pikt me insted of pikking one of my byootiful sisters becuz I was spunky and outgoing and the butt-ugliest thing she'd ever seen. I make up for these shortcomings by being extremely personable, affekshunit and funny. Every morning, I lik Mr Tasty Face's tasty face to thank him for letting me stay. And I'm lucky becuz I have a big bruther, Mao, who teeches me things like how to be a picky eeter and how to project my voice frum the bottom of the stares to wake everybody up. Mao's the best big bruther in the entire werld.
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9 Comments:
Oh Skeezix, efurryone thinks you look so cool in your biker jacket!
we like yur jacket too, but we seen that Mao jacked yur hat - whut's up wif that?
That is quite the jacket you have there Skeezit ~Merlin, Shadow, Ko Ko
Grr, Midnight and Cocoa --- Mao jacked my hat cuz he's a Maobutt. I had sum ishooz with it becuz the lettering was orange, not pink, and the ear holes wernt big enuf, so the Food Lady was going to make sum modifikayshuns for me, but Mao the Maobutt jacked the hat and won't give it bak. And now that it's got his cooties on it, I don't know if I want to ware it anyway.
Vroom, vroom!
Do you wear the jacket when you go strolling? I think it would be just the thing.
---Beezer
very kyoot photo
WE like your jakkit too (but this wasn't your best side for a photo!)
Heh, I was gonna say something to that affect...it's like pin the tail on maobutt only with skeezix... ^_^
Everyone, it's a side we haven't seen of Skeezix before, so we like it. Skeezix, you look like you're ready to pounce, and that works with the manly image thing.
And THANK YOU for the Halloween card! We were so excited to get mail again. That card made both Mom AND Dad smile and laugh. I guess they don't understand the seriousness of the vishus deer.
~J&B
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