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So heer is a strolin' foto frum last nite win Mr TF and the Food Lady and Trip all wint for a long strole. Yoo'll notis I have my "I Love the 2Bs" sine on the frunt of my stroler. Yoo have until Halloween to git yer entry in. "Entreez are posted heer, and yoo need to emale yer entry to "the2bs at gmail.com"
I was born the runt of the litter, and I'm still a scrawny little runt. Altho I'm allejidly a purebred Simeze/Balineze (I have "papers"!), I used to think maybe my mom was a ho and my dad was not the same dad that my byootiful sisters had until my best innernet frend Shabby pointed me to the Wikipedia entry for Oriental Shorthairs, and I fownd the Skeezix Family, including my twin, Mighty Mite. I have crossed eyes, a crook in my tale, satellite dish ears, a very lowd voice and really screwed up splotchy coloring. In short, I'm a mess. But I'm a kyoot mess. The Food Lady pikt me insted of pikking one of my byootiful sisters becuz I was spunky and outgoing and the butt-ugliest thing she'd ever seen. I make up for these shortcomings by being extremely personable, affekshunit and funny. Every morning, I lik Mr Tasty Face's tasty face to thank him for letting me stay. And I'm lucky becuz I have a big bruther, Mao, who teeches me things like how to be a picky eeter and how to project my voice frum the bottom of the stares to wake everybody up. Mao's the best big bruther in the entire werld.
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Oh it looks like you get to go strolling a lot Skeezix! I wonder if Momma will ever get me one of those things...
I wanna stroller, too! What kind is yours? Mom saw one at PetSmart and didn't think that I'd be very happy in it ... Actually, I think that Lucky Charmz would do the most stollin', but I still want one. Didn't they have pink?
DaisyMae Maus
It looks like Tripper is your Secret Service bodyguard ...
Wow, Trip is trying to trip yer strollur! Mr. TF must be a vary gud strollur drivur.
prince skeezix on a royal progression! with outrider and coach-driver, even! pretty nifty that you get to do that, furriend!
purrs (tinged with envy;-) from
all the missouri meowers
You really do look like royalty in your stoller. So regal--and so happy. Mom want to know what Mr. TF's shirt says.
~Bathsheba
what a happy little family....
Oh, very cute. I love that I can see Skeezix in the stroller and I love Tripper as the bodyguard. And naturally we love the "I love the 2 Bs" logo. Thanks for reminding everybody about our contest.
we're tryin' ta get a good picshure wif the sign cuz we heart the 2 b's too. we like yurs lots. that Mr. Tastyface shure is a nice one an, frum what we seen of the Food Lady below, she's a keeper too.
I got to go on a stroll this weekend too! It is getting cold out though so I snuggled next to Chase for his warmth. It was fun though and Meowmy made that nice blankey which I snuggled in.
I have to remind Meowmy to take the pictures with the I heart the 2 B's. She brought it out ot the horsey place and said she's going to take a picture with our horsey.
Great pictor, Skeez. Trip sure is a good watch cat, clearin the way fur yur stroller. Why's Mr. TF wearin a shirt wif a BIRD on it?
Daisy Mae --
I have put links to all the best strolers in one place: Skeezix's Stroler Store. The one I have is the red one in the top row - it has rubber tires for a smooth, qwiet ride. Thare's sum PINK ones thare, too.
Trip makes shoor we arnt ambooshd by a mob of vishus deer.
Jake and Sheba: Mr TF's t-shert says, "Crissy Feeld". Both he and the Food Lady got them win they walked frum San Fransisco to Sosaleeto for a fund razer.
VT: I like the berdie on the frunt -- it stimyulates my apuhtite!
How'd ya score a stroller? What wonderful beans!
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